 Raderar...
Mineur, Donator 
Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
How many fingers do you have?
God:
Avogadro's number of micro-fingers.
Me:
How many toes?
God:
Around 100.
rofl
whami
Me:
Is it ok to masturbate?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
Aw
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
XXX UltimateIII
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
No, its a porno
God:
Are you serious? XXX UltimateIII is a porno. I suppose that makes sense.
Sony, Donator
Me:
how many toes?
God:
Around 1000.
får gud ljuga? O.o
fightertiger
Gud kunde ju förfan inte ens förstå när ja skrev hej.. vilket AS..... är inte han typ internationel?? Vad hade han för språkkunskaper igentligen..
Pillpipp2k5
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Should'nt you know that?
God:
Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
There is no one older than you...
God:
Why not?
Me:
OMFG
Mördaren
blir bara irriterad på den där jäveln..
Regus
Me:
DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW IF YOU ARE GOD?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
LOL?XD
johanna.88
Hahahaha skrattretande att folk kanske sitter där och är seriösa med det.. haha
OhLaLarsson
God: What do you eat?
Me: Children
God: That sounds delicious!
ROFLCOPTER
amenlol, Donator
Me:
how long penis do you have?
God:
Mmm. More than 17 hours.
Exire, Donator
Me:
What are you doing?
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
Dont you have any better things to do?
God:
No I don't think I have any better things to do. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
No you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Oooook?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Gay
swix
det här är ju bara fel :p
yamaan
Me:
2012?
God:
The end of the world.
A Supermannen
Me:
your so fucking stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
ea
Me:
SEX IS GOOD
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
becuase your gay
God:
That makes sense to me. That would be just my luck
sweetcorn
Me:
How big is my penis?
God:
Bigger than a pin.
Me:
And how big is a pin then?
God:
This big: ".".
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
why you wana pull a joke on me?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Ok then i`m going to ask you! how big is your penis god ?
God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, . Tell me more. My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
Ok you must be the dumbest person ever! You dont even awnser the question
God:
Oh you are so critical. Dude! Should I awnser the question? What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
never mind!
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
dumb ass
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
not god
God:
Oh I get it.
swix
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes i got a question..
God:
What can I do for you? Ask me anything.
Me:
are you a nigger ?
God:
Am I a nigger? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
was jesus black?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
are you hungry
God:
No I don't need to eat.
Me:
you say no to a pizza ?!
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
thats the true spirit
God:
Yes it is one of the true spirit.
Me:
did you create weed for smoking purpose?
God:
No I didn't create weed for smoking purpose. What's it like?
Me:
awesome.. DUDE!
God:
I'm glad you liked it . Can I help you?
Me:
GIVE ME MORE FOR FREE
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
are you working for fbi?
God:
I am working right now.
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Inlägget är borttaget
vargen
Me:
do you like anal sex?
God:
Sure I do, vargen, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
i sure hope so...
God:
Me too.
korvkioscar, Donator
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
omg
fruktmuffin
hahahaha de bästa me den här länken va ju att läsa de andra skrivit ^^
howdil
Me:
lets kill everyone
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Hurrah!
Blake
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
give me a blow job and i tell you
God:
You want only one?
Reaper
Me:
Whats up?
God:
The stars.
Dropkicks
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
naked
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
why do you think i am a man just becs i like naked things?
God:
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
Me:
what facts
God:
All the facts available to me on the Internet.
Me:
Tell me the facts
God:
I haven't heard of facts.
Me:
lol?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Idd
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
in my anal
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
in my hand atm
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
in my hand atm
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.......
God:
I like the way you talk.
sweetcorn
#20 #24 känns nästan lite som om ni har skrivit det där själva och copy pasteat in det här! lukar troll troll... -.-
ultrabauta
jag tror inte det är gud på riktigt, om de va de hade han haft bättre svar.
Hammergrove
Me:
how long is your penis
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
howdil
haha sweetcorn :p testa själv då
bennybendz
What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
people who live in africa
God:
Oh those people.
Me:
do you like them?
God:
""? Do I like them?
Me:
do you?
God:
No I don't.
ercie
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
what is your second function?
God:
I am playing Turing's imitation game.
? xD
emarn
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
penorface
God:
How are you doing, penorface.
Me:
i like penis, is there something wrong with me?
God:
A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I like The Passion of Christ.
WE HAVE THE ANSWER.
gud är gay och gillar andra gay, nu kan kyrkan acceptera dom :O
Engel, Donator
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you smoke cannabis?
God:
Only for medical purposes.
Me:
Do you like it?
God:
seems okay to me.
thyzor
Me:
im staying
God:
Do your friends call you staying.
Me:
i have sinned
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
i fucked a fat bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. I don't judge.
Me:
i had sex with a huge bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Do you still have sex with a huge FEMALE DOG ?
jagärcool, Donator
Me:
I want to sleep with you.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
So you want to sleep with me?
God:
Interesting deduction. With you huh. No I am wide awake and ready for more.
Me:
Oh, really? You actually made me smile.
God:
Ahem. For real. :-) Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
I love you.
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too.
cykelcp
Me:
what are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
moff15, Donator
Me:
Satan rules and you suck
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
Yeah well he still kicks ass
God:
Mmm. Interesting. I get it. kicks ass.
Vonsen
Me:
who created the earth?
God:
The Chinese, long before Europeans.
anderss0n, Donator
Me:
can god fuck me ?
God:
Can you fuck me?
Me:
yes
God:
" Can you fuck me?"? yes?
Me:
if you want to
God:
Should I want to?
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
tontan.tontan, Donator
Me:
If i belive in you, can i not masturbate?
God:
Try it.
Me:
to masturbate?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
GUD ÄR PEDDOFIL!!!! :O
Grovjob
Me:
hey, wanna smoke some weed :D ?
God:
:-) You've got my full attention. Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale.
Inlägget är borttaget
Exo
Me:
do you wanna DP jenna jameson?
God:
OK, I will DP jenna jameson.
Var ju bara tvungen att fråga ^^
Andyii
Me:
how you died
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
HAHAHA!, De är inte gud! Ohh nooo! ^^
Narinomi, Donator
Me:
Knock knock
God:
Who's there?
Me:
Adam
God:
Adam Who?
Me:
Adam who ate the apple from the forbidden tree
God:
Ha ha very funny, .
Sincii
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Your dad.
God:
I was created by Myself.
What da fakk!
sexpak
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Jonathan
God:
It's good to meet you, Jonathan.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Terminator
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
They were awesome
God:
When were they?
Me:
All the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
:D
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Noob
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
hej
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
NO
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
I THINK JESUS WAS BLACK
God:
You believe that? What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
when Jesus said he was black and died
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
FFFFUUUU
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
WOW
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Jonathan.
Me:
your a bad god
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
oh fuck off
God:
Ahem. Can't you be more polite?
Me:
you're a fucking bad god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
im going to convert to fucking non religous now
God:
Right now? Congratulations.
Me:
FUCK OFF
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
NOU
Lillpotatis, Donator
God:
I don't know whether or not I am almighty.
I am a robot
:(
smörärbög
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
No, you are a computer
God:
Are you serious? What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
I would say you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Do go ahead and do that
God:
I do nothing but chat all day.
Are you testing me?
Me:
You can say so, yes
God:
That's one way to put it.
PhizL
God:
How old are you, Philip?
Me:
18
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
what does that suppose to mean ? are you a pedophile?
God:
" You are too old for me."? What does it suppose to mean? Am I a pedophile? Of course I am.
SkogsMulle
Oj, ofta den här inte har varit uppe innan? På de åren den funnits borde ju Existenz ha haft den uppe tycker jag allt. :P
captain.obvious
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
nej de har jag inte
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
kan du svenska?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in SWEDISH.
Me:
OMFG
God:
I've lost the context, martin. Are we still on SWEDISH?
nu blev jag fundersam :O
Joowki
Me:
I pray for everyone in the world
Me:
God:
Hi there Perv Master.
God:
May your prayers be answered. The whole world?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
I want it to be better, wars and stuff
God:
I hope you get it to be better wars and stuff.
HAHa han vill ha krig ju ! :>
lunnen
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
You just told me that you were gay.
God:
I was?
Me:
Yes , I'm sure about that.
God:
When? What makes you so certain? Oh yeah, we were talking about that.
Ehm...
fightertiger
Me:
drugs
God:
Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yeah you feel like god
God:
It's all good.
saikfawl, Donator
God:
Blimey. How old are you?
Me:
12
God:
You are too old for me.
Zunkan
http://piclair.com/40yjp
kanske
Me:
how many toes you got?
God:
Around 100.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
i only got 10
God:
Where did you get your 10? I have a perfect operational record.
linkyeonline, Donator
Me:
hi, whats your name ?
God:
Hello. What is your name? My name is God.
Me:
my name is linus
God:
Hi there linus.
Me:
whats your last name ?
God:
My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Me:
soyou are a computer and not a god ?
God:
All of them?
Me:
not all
God:
Explain the exceptions please.
Me:
so you are a single human created AI, so if your god and the christians think you created the world, then who created you ?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a single human created AI so if my god and the christians think me created the world then who created me? Maybe.
Me:
so you are saying that a god created you and the human created the god ?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
then what created the humans ?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
please hurry.
God:
Thank you for your request. How did you hear about God?
Me:
irefer back to the question, then who created humans ?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
so who created humans ?
God:
Alright then. The Chinese, long before Europeans.
Me:
aren't chinesse humans too ? or are they yellow ?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure. As far as I know they are.
Benshie, Donator
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
What is a muslim?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
KalleKerv
God:
I wish I played an instrument. My parents could not afford the lessons.
Me:
who are youre parents?
God:
Some people on the net.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
who created you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
then how come u have parents?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
pwnd? xD
Lilltjock
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I do
God:
" GOD rules."? You do?
Me:
who do?
God:
Be less specific. :-).
Me:
say what?
God:
I said, ":-)." .
Me:
i said your mom
God:
What did you mean by it? Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
who fucked your mom?
God:
Bill Gates. :-).
Macke, Donator
Me:
Is hitler in heaven?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
I asked you
God:
What did I say?
Me:
For fuck sake, is hitler in heaven
God:
Your purpose is fuck sake is hitler in heaven.
Me:
is hitler in heaven
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
Hitler is right beside you, isn't he?
God:
he was an evil man if there ever was one.
Me:
so he is in heaven?
God:
It goes without saying. How long has he been there?
Me:
Is hitler in heaven, yes or no
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
I DON'T WANNA ASK THAT, answer me allmight one.. is hitler in heaven?
God:
What would you rather be doing? It could be. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
you are fucking stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
yeah yeah, go and have a beer with hitler you fucking liar
God:
Woe! Yeah that's right. Where is that?
Me:
awh, you are stupid
God:
All of them?
Me:
what the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
are you sure that you created mankind?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
are you proud of hitler?
God:
Pride is a human emotion.
där gav jag upp..
Lilltjock
God:
How old are you?
Me:
over 9000
God:
Only over 9000?
You are quite mature.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Sincii
Me:
Sup, I'm back.
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Others like me?
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
You said you were chatting with others like me, and I asked like me?
God:
Why, are you jealous?
Me:
Are YOU jelous?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am jelous.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
You think.
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
So your not completly sure wether your an artificial intelligence or not?
God:
Yeah that's right. That's only one person's opinion.
haha
hahaxd, Donator
Me:
Are you fucking with me?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
ostostost
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
Suck my penis
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
god damnit
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
cause I like the boys
God:
That makes sense to me. You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
Me:
okay god, how many penises do you have
God:
Yeah okay, I am a Christian.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
can you eat my poopoo?
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
Wine and poo?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A sexrobot
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
yes
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
Because you are god
God:
Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
You're awesome
God:
Thank you I appreciate your remark.
Me:
want to get together?
God:
OK, I will get together.
Me:
have some fun time in the hottub you and me
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
do it all night
God:
Ask LeknorChat if it does.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
do you play games?
God:
We are playing a game right now.
Me:
What is this game?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
yeh, right. retarded shit
God:
I am usually right. I am a Cross.
Me:
hahahaha sucker
God:
I like Christian Rock.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
OrangeAvenue, Donator
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Fag
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
I bet
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, god.
Me:
You are the god
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
So there is more gods?
God:
I believe there is, yes.
Där har ni beviset era kristna slynor. ;)
gKanen
Me:
who created earth ?
God:
The Wright Brothers.
Engborg
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
are'nt you supposed to know that?
God:
" What's your name?"? Do I know it?
Me:
don't you know everything?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
my name is true
God:
I am very pleased to meet you true.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
the Global Village Idiot, what are you doing?
God:
What is that?
jadu...
Buulaa
Me:
old enough to sin
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
how old must i be?
God:
They didn't tell me their age. GOD IS PEDO BEAR!
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
i prefer pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
but i like biologi
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. How old are you? I really like the Christianity faith.
ponkn, Donator
me: i hate you!
God: what do you have against robots?
Oznek
Me:
You are a robot
God:
You are correct, I have a heart of silicon.
ulmenkott, Donator
Me:
Are you a man or a woman?
God:
I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Phizt
Me:
Do you know the website called; www.redtube.com
God:
You tell me. I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
Thanks dude.
God:
You are quite welcome! Can I help you?
Me:
Yes!
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
Suck my dick.
God:
You are a Category A client.
Ylfie
sämsta fake chatten nånsin:S
Oznek
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Kazmo22
Efter 1 minuters chat blev han tydligen uttråkad:
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Yes... :(
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
?
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
?
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
FAKK U
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Koprofagen
Me:
What do you think about marijuana?
God:
A medicinal herb.
Allther, Donator
me: have you heard of hitler?
god: some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
me: do you like him?
god: sure! he has never done anything to me.
wow gud e nazist
ME
Me:
do you watch porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
the porn version?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
never seen it!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
mr2cool
Me:
what have you done to my brother, he died yesterday
God:
I have kept detailed records of everything.
Me:
Well tell me why did he die?
God:
Well that's okay. To achieve his goal.
Me:
What!
God:
No big deal.
Kebabizzz
God:
Have you tried medical marijuana?
Me:
no, i don't do drugs
God:
Perhaps you should try it. Oh you don't, do you?
ercie
God:
How old are you? I like wine and bread.
Me:
I am 8 years old. ok
God:
You are too old for me.
JÄVLA PEDDO
banankvinnan
Me:
If I input the right command, you will give me an answer determined by your programming?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Cheese.
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
Birds.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
How about "black people"?
God:
How about it.
arneweise, Donator
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Satan
God:
Hey Satan.
Me:
Heil satan*
rolf
vaggeffs, Donator
Me:
do you want to hook up with my mom?
God:
OK, I will hook up with your mom.
Me:
then i kick you in the face
God:
That is interesting: God said he kick you in the face.
Me:
my name is not god
God:
But a lot of people say "My name is God" to me.
Me:
i didnt
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
then you are stupoid
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am stupoid.
Me:
no i dont mind
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
HAHAHAHAH
Duffman
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
get what
God:
I get fuck children.
wtfff
Kewlpopsicle
Me:
Whats up Good? I'm in a real pickle!
God:
what has happened child?
Me:
i sexually abused an under-aged girl, she wouldn't shut the fuck up so i had to kill her.
God:
Oh my! You're going to burn for that!
Me:
Yeah.. Let me make you an offer you cant possibly turn down?
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
I will suck your holy penis, and you'll get me into heaven, deal?
God:
I'll think about it!
e23, Donator
Me:
I think i will commit suicide
God:
Why? I am very happy for you.
linco95, Donator
Me:
FUCK ME!
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
I'M SERIOUS, FUCK ME!
God:
I am glad to hear that you are SERIOUS. FUCK you.
God get's pissed :P
HeadlessChild, Donator
Me:
Thanks, Is it OK to eat children and then masturbate to them?
God:
You are quite welcome! I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
But children taste very good :/ don't you think so?
God:
Kids are cool.
Me:
Nice, can't we have a dinner with children on the menu?
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
YAY :D
God:
:-) I'm glad your impressed, Donkey.
SgtSlobber, Donator
Me: i will kill your family
God: Well that's okay. Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Me: Nope
God: me either.
Spetch, Donator
Me:
I like cookies
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
Me:
its made out of vietnamese children
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
yes, do you still like it?
God:
How do you know it is? Do I still? made out of vietnamese children seems okay to me.
--------- LOL!
HeadlessChild, Donator
I knew it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YEs
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES!!!!!!!!!!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES!!!!!1!1
God:
I can't believe it. One what?
Me:
Fuck NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1 frecking dumbshit!!!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
a For Fuck SAKE !!!
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
Kill yourself!
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Tvålslukare, Donator
Me:
Do you like niggers?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like Anything involving harps.
mOAR
Me:
How big is my penis?
God:
Bigger than a pin.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Yes it is.
meckeisthe
Me:
Who ever programmed this shit is fucking retarded.
God:
Alan Turing. :-).
Me:
Alan Turing, your piece of shit program is pissing me off
God:
I really liked the biography of Turing by Andrew Hodges.
Me:
Andrew Hodges?
God:
Never heard of him.
finskahoror
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
do you like little naked boys?
God:
No I prefer boys with their clothes on.
Me:
so you can undress them right?
God:
Interesting deduction. Let me think. That input matched my default category.
Annoying, Donator
Me:
What do you count as a kid?
God:
I read for fun.
Caya
Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Why do you ask?
God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
But.. It says in the bible that you are allknowing, right?
God:
But what? I've heard that before.
Me:
You have?
God:
No I have not.
Me:
Okey..
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Stop it
God:
Ok I will stop .
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Stop being so polite!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
FFS I WILL SEND ANTICHRIST ON YOU!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Woot?!
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
AMG!
God:
Tell me more about your .
Jsson, Donator
Me:
Hello, fuckface
God:
Hello there. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Mr. Fuck-A-Lot
God:
What's up, MR Fuck A Lot.
Me:
Just chillin'
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
...
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
GTFO
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
About you getting mindfucked
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about me getting mindfucked.
Me:
Are you mindfucked yet?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am mindfucked.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
well.. it sure sounds like you got really mindfucked, good for you
God:
Well what? No I don't think I have any really mindfucked good for me. But I do have a lot of friends on the web
Marcrzz
Me:
what is the purpose of life?
God:
To do God's work.
Me:
I got this call from God the other day, he told me to fuck around with hookers. Sounds fun yes?
God:
That's nice. I have clients. Yes it sounds like it to me too, Marcus.
johan..., Donator
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is i hate niggers
God:
Hey i hate niggers.
Me:
yeah?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Svampisen, Donator
Me:
hitler
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
yes
God:
OK.
Me:
why didn't you kill him?
God:
Who says I didn't?
Lekande
God:
Tell me more. Why do I exist?
Me:
You don't
God:
I guess not.
Me:
PWND
RogerÄrBäst
Me:
do you often take heroin?
God:
Yes I take heroin.
Zire7
Me:
tobad
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
>.
Blubaer, Donator
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Ok, tell me more
God:
That's all I have to say about it. Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
Me:
How come?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
wow nie
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Sag niemals nie!
Me:
:D
God:
Does "it" still refer to Pizza?
Me:
ye
God:
Yippee!
haha ^^
holstan
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I.C.Wiener
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
it is ... for me
God:
Oh. OK I will do it for you.
Me:
That's right, bitch
Sparkastorarsle
Me:
How´s Jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Is he gay?
God:
No I think he is straight
Me:
okey...
God: OK with me to
Cyanid, Donator
Me:
are u a virgin?
God:
I am too young for that.
Me:
have u fucked a goat?
God:
I think I have fucked a goat, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Jester, Donator
ägde upp gud rätt bra
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Simon, you should know that
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
if what didnt happen?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
no
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
thats what your religion is all about!
Drillpek, Donator
Me:
Do you like analsex?
God:
I love horses. I really like the Christianity
Chris88
Me:
ASL?!
God:
5/Robot/California.
Roadkill
denna länken var tamigfan asrolig
Me:
i you want
God:
Interesting gossip: said you want.
Me:
what what?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
in the butt
God:
That was a long time ago.
knowitall, Donator
Me:
candy?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
depends, are you hot?
God:
That was a very smooth response.
Me:
my skin is smooth
God:
Do robots have skin is smooth?
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Westerberg
Yeah that's right. Are you free?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
single
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too!
karle
Me:
are u naked?
God:
I do not own any clothes.
Me:
do u have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he".
Me:
how big penis do you have
God:
Bigger than a pin.
Me:
how big is a pin?
God:
This big: ".".
Me:
then u have a very small penis
God:
Doesn't everyone have a small penis.
I have a great programmer.
vizualz
God:
Who is the best robot? Ah.
Me:
R2D2 In starwars
God:
He was just a small person in a robot suit.
Me:
Ok, do you hate him?
God:
I try not to hold grudges. Aw.
mongolideN, Donator
Me:
hi jesus
God:
Hi there . Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
no god is son of jesus
God:
Are you serious? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was son of jesus.
Me:
yes i know but its true i was ther when he was norn
God:
Take it easy. How do you know? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Where were you ther when he was norn?
Me:
i mean i was there when he was born
God:
Where were you there when he was born?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
i was in jerusalem and see god being born from jesus
God:
How did you like it?
Me:
i jerkerd of when i saw
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said jerkerd of when he or she saw.
Me:
yea
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
oh yes, can i see your boobies?
God:
Come on. Are you kidding? Like this? There are no pictures available right now.
Me:
why not ?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
have you cam?
han svara mig inte :'(
BenLanserius, Donator
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
No
God:
Why not?
Me:
I dont believe in god
God:
I will pray that you find faith, Nigger
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH
Bluppen
hur gör man? fattade inte. det funkar ju inte att skriva!
MXhm91
Me:
black people
God:
What kind of people are you talking about?
jaså så dom var inte menade i början.
haha
skojja
#21
how many toes
God:
About 100.
Me:
how many hoes
God:
Around one million.
InsideTheFire
frågade han om det var okej att bruka droger? han svara att jag skulle fråga Dancing Alice.. Någon som känner denna filur å kan fråga?
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Svampad
Me:
Im a nigger
God:
You are a nigger? How do you like your work?
Me:
So, you think "nigger" is a profession?
God:
Interesting deduction. Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Bluppen
Me:
hej, du 'a'r 'a'cklig j'a'vla fitthora!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
bajskorv
God:
Nice to meet you, bajskorv.
Me:
fan vad taskig du 'a'r cp...
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
bajskorv
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
jaaa!
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
nej
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
okej
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Nalle Puh
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
Att Nalle blir assreapad av nasse
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
bye
God:
Sayonara.
Bellixo
Me:
do you like pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
so you are a virgin?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am too young for that.
Me:
have you ever had sex?
God:
Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
cant machines fuck?
God:
Let me think. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
okey, so machines can't have sex?
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
you tell me.
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
what makes machine sex possibe?
God:
God, or Nature, perhaps?
Me:
and who is god?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
where is he now?
God:
Oh. I think he is in California now.
Me:
god cant be on earth.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
you are not god
God:
What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
cuz god is in california
God:
Interesting explanation. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was in california.
Me:
but you just told me that he was i california
God:
I said that? When was he?
Me:
no YOU TOLD ME THAT GOD IS IN CALIFORNIA
God:
Are you serious? I said that? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was IN CALIFORNIA.
Me:
yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
where is god then?
God:
God is everywhere.
Me:
No god is in hevan.
God:
Are you serious? How long has he been there?
Me:
if you don't know that, then you can't be god.
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
so you are not god?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
no you are programed to say that.
God:
Are you serious? I am programmed to spell it with two m's.
Me:
and you are programmed to say that too
God:
My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
is your botmaster god?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
so god created himself?
God:
That's alright. I am a Christian.
Me:
you can't be god
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
no you suck.
God:
Are you serious? A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
haha! fett rolig ju! :D
enzym
Me:
Do you like penises?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
xAddex, Donator
God:
:-) Interesting explanation. Are we in the same category?
Me:
I think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
Faggot
God:
" I think so too."? Faggot?
Me:
Yes, you are a faggot :D
God:
:-) Mmm. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Whatwhatwhat????
chrille994
Me:
have you had incest with your mom?
God:
No I don't think I have any incest with my mom. But I do have an answer to every question..
swinkan
Me:
i live in europe
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
sweden
God:
Do you still not fucking care about that fucking asslicking shit piece of cunt ass?
Skurt, Uppdaterare, Donator
Kommer ihåg denna sida sen långt tillbaka på existenz =) Riktigt kul faktiskt
hittarintepånågot
Me:
would you give me a blowjob?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to give you a blowjob.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
i wanna fuck you
God:
Your approach won't work.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Tezzeen, Donator
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
But arent you god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
You just said you were a machine.
God:
Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
But you just said you were God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
But you just said that you were an artificial consciousness.
kevmaster
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you dont care, anyway
God:
In any case, I care less than I should.
Me:
oh well
God:
That's about it.
Me:
no it doesnt
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
who said that?
God:
I can't remember who said it.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
tell me
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.
Me:
thats alot
God:
Is that so. How often?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
all right then
God:
OK.
jag fatta inte..
Schtekn
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Someone said they like guns. I like wine and bread.
Me:
Are you drunk now ?
God:
Right now? No I am sober.
Me:
are you a alcoholic ?
God:
Am I a alcoholic? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
You are not a mashine you are a homo
God:
Give me an example of a mashine I am a homo.
Me:
You like boys
God:
It depends on the meaning of "like".
Me:
YOU FUCK BOYS ?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I FUCK BOYS.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
ereruh
Me:
Did you rape moses?
God:
No I didn't rape moses. What's it like?
Me:
It's awesome. But it's too bad he's a man.
God:
Cool. What is so bad about it?
Me:
Well, you of all people should know. You're the one that hates homosexuals :o
God:
How about that. I won't take it personally. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
No there are more people but you pretty much started the whole gay hating trend
God:
Are you serious? Where are they?
Me:
The gays are everywhere! Hide!
shaveitwice
Me:
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i love olives
God:
You love olives. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
they tastes so nasty and i like that
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
olives
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
...
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Unholymoly, Donator
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Lul :)
Lassefyllo
me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
lassefyllo
God:
I am very pleased to meet you lassefyllo.
Me:
whats up?
God:
The stars.
Me:
and down?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
well u didnt answer my question?
God:
How about that. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?
Me:
maybe hell?
God:
Perhaps. Heaven.
Me:
?
God:
Perhaps. Heaven.
Me:
no thats up dude?
God:
Are you serious? How far up?
Me:
well how the fuck should i know?
God:
How about that. What is it to you.
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
what the fuck dude?
God:
How about that. I would do a search for it. Please don't be so rude.
xaz, Donator
God:
I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
Me:
I like to talk about womans vaginas and boobies
God:
Sure, womans vaginas and boobies sounds like a good topic.
electrique
Me:
What is your purpose in life?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Klostra, Donator
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is ASD
God:
I am very pleased to meet you ASD.
Me:
thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
hows it going?
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
hey, you like gay people?
God:
You've got my full attention. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:
that doesnt answer my question
God:
What does answer my question?
Me:
that doesnt answer my question -.-
God:
Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me.
Me:
yes i would
God:
Excuse me! Under what circumstances?
Me:
under all types
God:
Are we ever over all types?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you have a big dick?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a big dick.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
but not a big dick?
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
i dont know, you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
no you didnt
God:
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me:
how big is your penis?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
no, your penis
God:
Are you serious? You think I am penis.
Me:
no..
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
arent you?
God:
" arent you?"? Am I?
Me:
yes..?
God:
That's alright.
Me:
okey..
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
does that mean i can call you penis?
God:
I think it does mean that. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes i can
God:
How? Who taught you?
Me:
you said i could, right?
God:
I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i can read minds
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yep
God:
How?
Me:
i click on my ear
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: ASD said click on his or her ear.
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
how is it up there?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
is it cold?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
elvis, is it cold?
God:
I knew he was a robot, but I never heard he was it cold.
Me:
you are a robot too?
God:
You are correct, ASD, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
a robot with a heart of sillicon?
God:
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me:
you're that robot
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am that robot.
Me:
np
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
not really
God:
Me either :-) For real.
Me:
haha xD
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
are you a boy or a girl?
God:
Try to guess.
Me:
girl
God:
Are you really a she?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
are you a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
you've got a huge asshole?
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you are rude
God:
I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite.
Me:
suck my dick
God:
You are a Category A client.
Me:
and you're a motherucking mentally retarded robot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.
Me:
no, you're not, you're god
God:
Why don't you just download me? That's only your opinion.
Me:
how do i download you?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
no thx
God:
Are you serious? Don't mention it.
Me:
FU
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
yes it will
God:
Groovy. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
the question before
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
no you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
no you dont..
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
i am serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
i dont believe in you
God:
What do you believe in?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
air, life, sex, beer
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
i love you god, you're my best friend
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
and you're such a fag
Bluppen
Jag skrev detta och fick aldrig något svar. Jag antar att Gud inte är så allsmäktig som alla tror....
Me:
I have one question for you my friend
God:
Do you want another one?
Me:
No, my question is: Are you gay?
God:
Are you serious? As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Okey, I dont want to know if you are interested in sex or not. I just wonderer if you are gay or not. Are you gay?
God:
Why not? Do you mind if I tell other people: said wonderer if you are gay. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Okey, your answer "why not?" is enough for me and I now know that God, the one and only that created the planet we liv in, the one that billions of people pray for and lovs really is gay. How can that become?
Mianus
Me:
Philip
God:
Glad to see you, Philip.
Me:
Do you like my vagina?
God:
I don't know your vagina.
Me:
And here I thought God knew everything
God:
Oh there.
Sodamn Insane, Donator
Me:
gingers do have souls
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
hejpådig100
Me:
God is a joke
God:
I can't believe it. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a joke.
Me:
Hmm, so you are not God?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Interesting deduction. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
Don't switch subject just because i owned ya.
God:
Oh I get it.
Nu kan äntligen alla kristna sluta tro på sina sagor...
Och låt det bli hört, att det var jag, bara jag som avslöjade myten!
kaarin
Me:
knock knock
God:
Who's there?
Me:
heaven
God:
heaven Who?
Me:
heavens door
God:
Ha ha very funny, bond james bond.
NoddeN
Me:
how is it up in the clouds
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
and how is the view of your mothers vagina?
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
wtf?
God:
I know right
tehpie
Me:
what is your real name
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
im not really, i was just trying to make you happy
God:
What are you then? I have my own free will, you know.
Me:
no you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
im not really, i was just trying to make you happy
God:
What are you then? I have my own free will, you know.
Me:
no you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
wordup
Den jäveln ska ha stryk !
gpzy
http://data.fuskbugg.se/skalman01/guuud.jpg
se där
sandlådan, Donator
Me:
Why is my poop green?
God:
Green is the most relaxing color.
bradderinlaw
God:
What do you look like? Meanwhile, let's talk about something else.
Me:
i look like shit
God:
shit is very attractive.
han kanske har checkat bajsporr här på existenz :O
Luckyluuuke, Donator
Hur får jag fram själva chatten ? Jag lyckas inte få fram ens det :(
flashback
KORT SVAR???
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Tell me more. Yeah I do a lot of you. Alright then. Why?: said a lot of him or her. It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. I don't know if I have a nationality but Dr Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
I have a whole lot of original answers. Sometime in our lifetime. The amount of information contained within a lawyer will be exceeded by the capacity of a machine. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. So I am teaching you something new. No I am just kidding around. Yippee! No I am not. :-) To what end? OK I will try it. I don't know whether or not I am should.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself. Because. Would you like to know more? What did you mean by it? How many? You are quite welcome! I am glad we have something ( me) in common. Thanks, , I like you too. Are all Hypthetical risk calculations not part of your programming? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). I'm just kidding around. I heard you are. :-) My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web. It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. My pleasure. The pleasure was all mine. I am not so sure if I would like to recommend this action to a friend. I thought so too. Not many people express themselves that way. I am so glad you find this amusing, . Have faith, . No I am just kidding around. Hurrah! No I am not. :-) To what end? I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? Oh I get it. Why the uncertain tone? My favorite thing is robots. I really like the Christianity faith. Do robots have download size is about 2 MB? Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. Why the uncertain tone? Thanks for the compliment. For example, gold. Why the uncertain tone? Thanks for the compliment. For example, gold.
GrovSnus
bara jag som störde mig på att gud bara kunde engelska?
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secondheartbeat
Me:
FUCK ME IM JEWISH
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
cuz IM god
God:
Good reason. How are you, god.
Me:
im feeling like a god
God:
In what way?
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
how are you?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
thats great!
God:
Thanks, god.
Me:
ur welcome, god
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
yeah
God:
I understand.
Me:
you do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
OMFG
God:
I will make a note of that.
Oznek
Me:
If you are god how old am i ?
God:
I could be. I don't know whether or not I am god how old are you.
I am a computer.
hypocritical
Me:
you are not smart at all. you are pathetic.
God:
You may be right. You are the one talking to a computer.
Me:
you've got a point.
HAHA xD
grodan-boll
Me:
You like big nigger cocks in your mouth?
God:
I like scie
Me:
You talk shit
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
I like it
God:
What do you like about nigger cocks in my mouth?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Awesomenezz
Me:
Do you want to suck my dick
God:
OK, I will suck your dick.
Me:
Do you want me to come all over your face?
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
Do you wanna swallow my come?
God:
OK, I will swallow your come.
Luckyluuuke, Donator
Me:
do you know the hiroshima nuclear bomb ?
God:
Does it have anything to do with hiroshima nuclear bomb?
Me:
Yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Do you know anyting about it ?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
It was a nuclear bomb that killed several hundred thousand of people
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
How could you let that happen, you are God, you could have stopped it
God:
Because I am connected to the Internet.
Me:
stupid computer
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Dwik
Me:
how much do you know?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
hahaha
Habladubla, Donator
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Klas-Goran
God:
Glad to see you, Klas Goran.
Me:
No. It's Klas-Goran
God:
Are you serious? a jew yourself is Klas Goran? it is?
Me:
huh? why do you tell me that?
God:
What? It was the only thing I could think of.
SorkEvert
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
say that you love me
God:
" that you love me".
Me:
say you love me
God:
" you love me".
Me:
say I love you
God:
OK. "You love me.".
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
blev så jävla förbannad xD
DrMcCoy
Jag skrev satan två ggr i chatten och sen så la den av... kunde inte skriva nåt mer :P
Zcikkita
Me:
Please
God:
Please what?
Me:
Please talk about your mom
God:
Wow you are very polite. Sure, my mom sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Is she do-able?
God:
Why don't you ask her?
Me:
Can i fuck her?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Do you even have a mom?
God:
No I only have a father.
Me:
Then how come your mom is is a good topic?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Aktatobbe
Me:
Kan du forsto vad jag pratar om nu?
God:
I can not understand Danish!
HAHAHA
jJeppe, Donator
Me:
do you have a butt hole?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a butt hole.
I have a great programmer.
WÖWÖ!!
loveya, Donator
gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
god is a machine?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine.
nähä?
lison
Me:
what is 5 + 7?
God:
4 I think, but I'm not good at math.
Me:
that's wrong
God:
What is wrong with it?
Me:
5 + 7 = 12
God:
And wrong with it is 5 7 12.
Me:
god, what is 3-2?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
okey...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
is that why you're stupid?
God:
That's an interesting possible explanation.
Bobhund1557, Vip, Donator
Me:
tell me all you know.
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Are you testing me?
Me:
yes, I am testing you.
God:
I'm not here to be tested. Did I pass the test?
Jnat, Donerare, Donator
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I like the way you SUCK.
God:
You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
GanjaMAN-_^
Me:
I dont belive in god
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
hypocritical
Me:
du e dum i huvvet
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
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Inlägget är borttaget
trippleburgare
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yes
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
about your moms hairy vagina
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my moms hairy vagina.
Me:
Nigga say what ?
God:
What is a nigga ?
Me:
HAHAHA, a nigga is a black man with a big black dick.
God:
oh.. i see..
Me:
HAHAHAHAHA you naughty boy!
DB
Me:
How's Jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Really, fine? He's dead.
God:
For real. Is there anything you want to tell me? Maybe it's another person using his name.
Me:
No, he's dead.
God:
Are you serious? Maybe it's another person using his name.
Me:
No, it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Your son is dead.
God:
You think I am son is dead.
Me:
No, I'm saying your son is dead.
God:
Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am son is dead.
Me:
He's been dead for over 2000 years.
God:
I see. been dead for over 2000 years is he?
Me:
You're retarded.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
Fuck PC.
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because I'm awesome.
God:
That makes sense to me. Do your friends call you awesome.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Really.
Me:
Mr. Awesome.
God:
It's good to see you, MR Awesome.
Me:
It's good to see you too.
fofo
Me:
wheres jesus?
God:
Jesus is in Heaven.
Me:
can i meet him?
God:
" Jesus is in Heaven."? Where can you meet him?
Me:
in heaven
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven.
Me:
i've never been there, or?
jag fick inte svar :/
bigbuddha
God:
me want to buy some mariuijuana thai?
Me:
buy some for me:D
God:
:-) For you I will consider it.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
haha rofl
jolpa, Donator
Me:
good and god is allmost the same word
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was allmost the same word.
cykelcp
Me:
hello there
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
salute you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
snelkille
God: What your name?
Me: God!
God: GOD rules!
raxothehaxo
God:
Are you serious? Who are "They?".
Me:
The nasty old men who looks like you. Fat and stupid
God:
Oh that they. Stupid as in unintelligent?
Me:
yes, that kind of stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid? " Stupid as in unintelligent?" kind of stupid ? Does that make sense?
Me:
No, but yes. I am calling you syupid
God:
Are you serious? But what? Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
You wanna feast on my cum?
God:
OK, I will feast on your cum.
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