 Raderar...
AEGARN 
HAHAHA jag provade och så fråga han om jag var tjej eller kille och då sa jag att jag var kille då stack han :(
asdf123
samma här :'( han var kille,21 år och från BRAZIL. jävla dissare asså:( hjärtekrossare
AEGARN
Min var från nederländerna, hann inte fråga om ålder :(
JANIJANI
jag har renn fått napp på en 16 årig flicka som addade mej på facebook ;);)
pexx
Stranger: helll o
You: hi
Stranger: what are you doing
You: playing bfh
You: you?
Stranger: bfh
Stranger: what
You: battle field heroes
Stranger: oh,,
Stranger: are you a good player ?
You: yeah :P
Stranger: how old are you
You: 18
You: you?
Stranger: i am 22
You: k
Stranger: andd i am a college student
You: ok
You: gotta go
You: bye
Stranger: bye '
lotto
Riktigt skön sida, kul att trolla med folk.
teamdjungelasdf123
antingen heter det "Random chat" eller "Randomchatt" finns ingenting som är "Randomchat"
asdf123
#8 din jävla stolpe, antingen heter det teamdjungel eller asdf123. SLUTA FAKENICKA!!!!
teamdjungelasdf123
#10 kolla denna då:
You: tjena
Stranger: hey, are you five?
You: oh yeah
Stranger: really?!?!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: i've been looking everywhere for a five year old on here.
Stranger: we can relate
jethro
jävlar jag failade =/ =/
Stranger: heloo, any normal people?
You: fuck no
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Andzon
Stranger: hey
You: hej!
Stranger: from?
You: swe.. u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Svenskar inte populära? :)
asdf123
#10 haha söt
You: känner du peter bra eller?
Stranger: WHAT?
Stranger: you rusian?
You: kommer peter vara där?
You: swedish
Stranger: sweden?
Stranger: or swiss
Stranger: ?
You: kan du svara på frågan?
You: vi skulle ju skjuta idag
Stranger: what the
Stranger: 야이 시발놈아
Stranger: what;;
Stranger: say english
You: english
Stranger: say us and uk's language
Stranger: ok?
You: us and uk's language
Stranger: european people don like asian
You: where are u from
Stranger: i say my country
Stranger: maybe you disconnect
You: no?
Stranger: i'm from china
You: FUCK
sen drog jag därifrån
Nisco, Vip
#15 You made my day!
lekaleet, Donator
Han tyckte inte om mig :(
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from?
You: Sweden , you ?
Stranger: china
You: aah a little chinese :D
Stranger: funk you
speyz
Stranger: hi
You: tja ranodm
You: hi random dude
Stranger: i'm not a dude
You: doh
You: what are u then?
Stranger: a girll..?
You: okey.
Stranger: you?
You: a random
Stranger: okayyy.
Stranger: where you from?
You: sweden U?
Stranger: Florida.
Stranger: do you speak swedish?
You: noshit
Stekaren
You: Hi!
Stranger: Hey!
You: your mom has nice titties.
Stranger: Tanx.
ajajaj
Mitt tips ;D jag har suttit på denna chatten hela natten :D nu har ja en massa kineser på msn ;D
JANIJANI
hahahaha alltså detta e fan roligaste på länge :D
lekaleet, Donator
#20 Haha palla ha massa kineser på msn :D
Eumb
Stranger: hi
You: Yo'
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Yo' var visst inte populärt
pepini, Donator
You: tja
Stranger: hai
You: hur är läget?
Stranger: tja???
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: f4g l33t
You: fag leet.. vad ska det betyda?
Stranger: stfu?
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Igor96, Donator
Hade en lång och dryg konversation:
hade en lång och dryg konversation:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: England
You: are you under 13?
Stranger: 14
You: Male of Female?
Stranger: Male
You: Want to meet me IRL?
You: :-)
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: :)
You: I've got candy and rabbits
Stranger: ahh rabbits I am gay 2
Stranger: I love rabbits
You: I've got a trunk full of 'em
Stranger: cool
You: I'll let you pet them if you let me touch you
Stranger: Touch me?
Stranger: :S
Stranger: R u a male?#
You: Yes... :-)
Stranger: Cool u can touch me
Stranger: can i pet them?
You: Will you let me pet you first?
Stranger: What will you do?
You: Grown up stuff... stuff that involves you beeing under the influence of Chloroform
Stranger: chloroform?
You: Penisliquid...
Stranger: ahh
You: Tell me, Do you like dinosaurs?
Stranger: I lied about my age I am 13
Stranger: I love dinosaurs
Stranger: I can still cum
You: :-)
You: I've got a little island, called "El Isle de Muerte"
You: wanna go there?
Stranger: yer where is it?
Stranger: :D
You: In my car
Stranger: cool
You: There's dinosaurs there
Stranger: Do you wanna suck my willy?
You: May I :D?
Stranger: I dunno
You: This was very boring
You: fuck you
You have disconnected.
Testa skriva "[Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]" först, många kul reaktioner :)
Krussidullen, Donator
Stranger: I have a cock the size o your arm
Stranger: If that answers your question
You: that's hot
Stranger: Oh are you a girl or a gay man haha
You: I am whatever you'd like me to be
Stranger: Ehh...
Stranger: Check your pants
Stranger: Do you see a ''surprise'' down there?
You: hmm... why would it be a surprise for me? I see it every time i shower...
Stranger: Do you have tits
You: yup
You: kind of...
Stranger: Oh..
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Eumb
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: Hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
asdf123
#25 det där vara bara sjukt, sök hjälp
mrfish, Donator
Satt och roade mig med det i skolan för rätt längesedan. Lyckades få ens msn också, inte illa ^^
Creed
Asså jag får inte igång chatten..
Är det bara jag eller?
mrfish, Donator
Hehe, tråkig :( Får fortsätta leta...
You: Hi
You: <3
Stranger: hi
You: Im searching for a potential husband
Stranger: r ukidding me?
You: Noo, are u willing to be my husband for the rest of your life?
You: I will pay u
Stranger: bye you psycho
You: 50$/ day?
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JAMASHIDI
nice, fick en kanadensare som tyckte om syra och cannabis
Eclipse, Donator
Stranger: hi
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
Stranger: how r u
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axel
fan va kåta kineserna va på MSN då :S efter varje fråga jag ställde svara hon med att fråga om jag hade MSN
im 12 what is this?
mrfish, Donator
#37 Kineserna är galna, en gång länkade en tjej hennes kinesiska version av bdb xD
axel
hahaha fan va folk lackar när man ska "visa" nåt så drar man en rickroll
hahaha guld
Kukolle, Donator
Hi I'm Mark Welsh, a representative of CNN, from the Time Warner group.
I am conducting a quick survey, are you willing to participate?
Den är rätt kul att köra med faktiskt, jag fick ett par stycken napp. Men första gångerna var värdelösa, för jag visste inte riktigt vad jag skulle skriva som frågor. Men efter ett par gånger så gick det hyffsat. Orkar inte mer nu, någon annan med mer tålamod, knåpa ihop något kul och dela med er=)
Bjarn
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: YOOO
Stranger: OOOY
You: zup ?
Stranger: ? puz
You: from ?
Stranger: nigga got slaping device
Stranger: str8 outa compton bitch
You: niggah dude!
You: me to!
Stranger: i iz been sellin dem crack cocaine all day at dem party y'feel me
You: OK
You: gangstah
Stranger: i aint no gangsta bro i is just havin struggle
You: from the ghetto huh ?*
Stranger: yea bro
Stranger: i is been sellin crack for them dollaz a nigga cant towd gunz on a welfare check y'feel me
You: dont belive u
Stranger: shit man gimme yo adress imma cap yo f'in ass bitch
You: do u mama know this ;)
Stranger: me and my homies will come in dat caddy bringin you a fckin drive by bitch
You: your not over 16 BIIIIIIIIIITCH
You: 12
Stranger: shut up you inbreed fuck
Stranger: i bet your sister got raped by your dad makin her yo fuckin momma
You: shiet man, your so damn cool
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: you want beef bitch
You: im gonna rape your mother while forcing your dad to fuck your sisteer
Stranger: what did u say bout my momma
Stranger: break yourself bitch
You: you heard me bitch
You: IM GONNA FUCK HER IN HER TIGHT ASS
Stranger: you be fuckin nothin but corpses
You: oh, im sorry, shes not tight, you came from that whole to dident you?
Stranger: i bet you be drinkin yo daddys cum for breakfast lunch and dinner
You: hhahaha, pretty good huh ?
Stranger: you be a bitch nigga
You: i gonna make u my bitch
You: ass rape
You: bitch nigga?
You: im gonna whip your ass niggah
Stranger: do we have a problem here
You: we do
Stranger: should i cap uo fckin ass bitch
You: do it plz
You: cause right npow im fucking your mother, wanna join ?
Stranger: gimme yo fuckin adress ill cap you you momma yo dadday your baby brother
Stranger: ill rape your fucking sister for that matter
Stranger: ill kidnap your sister impregnate her and do a ghetto abortion
Stranger: u dont know who youre fucking with bitch
Stranger: geat outa my face
You: im gonna fuck your daddy in his ass, after that i will force him go shit your mother down and then i will have a sandwich with your mother and sister
Stranger: im fuckin loc dawg bitch Break yourself
You: a punk ass nigger who dont know his place on earth
Stranger: you bein racist
You: come un then
You: no ?
Stranger: ill cap you nazi ass and make you suck hitlers dead dick bitch
Stranger: where you at fool
Stranger: imma get you
You: you dont know who you are messing wíth
Stranger: break yourself bitch
You: go and fuck your mother as usual now punk
Stranger: you are too easy to kill,
Stranger: you aint worth mah rounds
Dropkicks
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hello there
Stranger: from?
You: Swe
You: y?
Stranger: swe?
You: sweden*
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: BYE CLOWN
FAKKK
epoe, Donator
You: Hi you sick fuck
Stranger: fuck?
You: dont you know the word fuck?
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: are you fuck eat
You: yeah, sure i am
Svennebanan
Tror inte flickan gillade mej :/
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: from?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asia
You: asia?
Stranger: yse
Stranger: yes
Stranger: about you?
You: wtf is asia ?
You: sweden
Stranger: i'm japan
You: oooh u have wierd eyes right?
Stranger: wierd eyes is
Stranger: you mean small eyes?
You: yeah
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BlueHat, Donator
De vill ju inte funka :O
jeppzor
ja fyllde i hotmail then wh0t ? hur gör man :O
SorkEvert
Vi höll på ett par timmar =/
You: O'hoy!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi Cap'n Ahab
You: whaa!
You: I'm long John Silver!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: got you this time
Stranger: ahab
You: or whats his name?
Stranger: don't lie to me
Stranger: I SAID
Stranger: DON'T LIE TO ME
Stranger: AHAB
You: please dont hit me!
Stranger: I FOUND OUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE
Stranger: GET BACK TO THE OCEAN
You: It was the whale!
Stranger: AHAB
You: the whale I tells you
You: he forced me to do it!
Stranger: I can get every single Coast Guard force on your ass if you don't PUT YOUR BUTT INTO THE DRIVER SEAT AND GET THAT BOAT OUT OF MY SIGHT
You: umm..
You: I need someone to row
Stranger: Ahab
You: my cat slashed the sails yesterday
Stranger: WHERE DID YOUR MEN GO
You: the whale ate them
Stranger: OH FUCK
Stranger: HERE I'
Stranger: I'LL ROW
You: and willys at his mother in laws
You: great!
You: get in there
Stranger: JUST KIDDING BITCH I JUST PUT A GIANT HOLE IN THE HULL OF YOUR BOAT
You: its right next to the kittybox
Stranger: NOW YOU'RE SCREWED
You: thank you very much
You: arrgh
Stranger: AH HAHAHA YOU'LL HAVE TO SWIM BACK
You: filthy landlubber
Stranger: SO'S YOUR MOTHER!
You: oh yeah!?
You: my mother is a mermaid!
You: she is actually THE mermaid
Stranger: yeah the davy dickens in hell are you going to the sandwich
You: whaa?
Stranger: see
Stranger: you're not ahab
Stranger: YOU'RE MY BROTHER
Stranger: GET OFF THE COMPUTER, KYLE
You: NO!'
You: Mom told me I could sit here!
Stranger: COME ON, FATTY, I'M TRYING TO TORRENT DOOM3
You: and she told you to do the laundry!
Stranger: i did it
Stranger: stupid
You: no you didnt
You: you forgot my shitty boxers
Stranger: i already did it
Stranger: yeah
You: they're up on the attic
Stranger: because they're yoru shitty boxers
Stranger: faggot go get them
You: next to the old TV
You: I'm not a faggot
You: you're a faggot
Stranger: bitch i'
You: that's why your fat girlfriend left you
Stranger: i'm the one with my own computer
You: this is mine as well!
Stranger: no
You: dad gave it to me
Stranger: that's mom's computer
Stranger: don't lie
You: noo!
You: dad gave it to me!
You: ask him yourself
Stranger: find
Stranger: dad said he gave it to mom
You: well...
Stranger: liar
You: ......
You: I took it from mom OK!?
You: please dont tell her
Stranger: oooh she's gonna be piiiissed
You: I found the perfect place to hide it
You: NO DONT TELL HER
You: I'll show you where dad keeps his porn!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you think i need porn
Stranger: i got the internet
You: well...
Stranger: which i delete the history
Stranger: every 10 mintues
Stranger: muashahahahah
You: try and find some lesbian japanese cosplay
Stranger: hey i have an idea
You: dad had some
You: I saw it
Stranger: oh gawd
Stranger: hey want to do something
Stranger: LETS HAVE A MASSIVE COCK FIGHT
You: what?
Stranger: WITH CHICKENS
Stranger: YOU SICK FUCK
You: uuh
You: I think I'll pass
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i'm going to play mah xbax
You: maybe for your birthday
You: but only then
You: you cant play
Stranger: why the hell not
You: I...
You: I....
Stranger: did you fucking sperm all over it
You: no
You: only in the right USB input
You: dont use it
Stranger: damn because that would have explained the giant fucking white mar- oh shit no you didn't
You: might not work
Stranger: get the fuck out
Stranger: DAMNIT
You: not my fault
Stranger: KYLE WTF WERE YOU DOING MASTURBATING ON MY XBOX
You: mom washed my jack off sock
Stranger: BUT HOW DID YOU GET SPERM INSIDE THE USB PORT
You: umm...
You: I told it to swallow
Stranger: WERE YOU TRYING TO RAPE MY XBOX
You: and it didnt
Stranger: OH GOD DAMNIT KYLE
You: well...
You: if you dont want it anymore
You: can I have it?
Stranger: NO GODDAMNIT
You: I might use it again
Stranger: I PAYED FOR IT
You: well...
You: I can pay you a bit
Stranger: HOW MUCH
Stranger: THIS WAS 400 DOLLARS
You: but since there is only one working USB port
Stranger: PLUS THE EXTRA 50 FOR GAMES + THAT AWESOME FACEPLATE
You: 2$
Stranger: 2 DOLLARS
You: yes
You: + tomorrows dessert
You: deal?
Stranger: WHAT IS THIS AFRICA?
Stranger: FINE
Stranger: YOU CAN HAVE IT
Stranger: YOU SICK FUCK
You: thank you!
Stranger: but i swear to god
Stranger: if you touch my ps2
Stranger: i will
Stranger: break your (MY) xbox
You: we might have a problem then
Stranger: oh
Stranger: my
Stranger: gad
You: I kinda taped it the Andys dog
You: to*
Stranger: what
Stranger: how the fuck
You: but the batteries wasnt good enough to keep both the ps2 and the TV running
Stranger: it weighs like, 10 pounds
Stranger: how did you tape it
You: ducttape
Stranger: goddamnit
Stranger: i'm telling dad
You: please dont...
You: snitch
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: that's two of my fucking consoles
Stranger: if you don't want me to
Stranger: then buy me a new xbox AND a PS2
You: you still have your supernintendo
You: that works doesnt it?
Stranger: dude
Stranger: how do I play against Andy
Stranger: WITH A SNES?
You: + you can have my Gameboy color if you dont tell that
You: dad*
You: Andy has a gameboy as well!
You: you can fight eachother on Pokemon!
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm telling dad
Stranger: right now
Stranger: i'll see you in HEEEEELLLLLLLLl
You: nooo!
Stranger: and I'm keepng my Xbo
Stranger: x
Stranger: BITCH
You: I'll not leave my dungeon for weeks
Stranger: FINE
Stranger: STAY THERE
You: I have everything I need here!
Stranger: you WoW whore
You: whaa!?
You: I sold my account
Stranger: haha don't lie cap'n ahab
You: I did!
Stranger: i know what you're all about now
You: I promise!
Stranger: CAPTAIN AHAB
You: no no...
Stranger: AHAB
You: dont make me cry
Stranger: goddamn this is the longest chat i've had on omegle
Stranger: this was also the best
Stranger: good day sir
You: good day
You: hah
Alfons_hatt
Ofta det är 3k pers inne och jag stöter på någon från Existenz.se...
You: Hey
Stranger: Yo!
You: What's up?
Stranger: Jacking off...
You: Ooo nice
You: so am i
Stranger: nice!
You: http://existenz.se/out.php?id=15175
Stranger: R u a guy?
You: here you go
Stranger: existenz was here, orly?
You: Hell yeah
Stranger: läser tydligen samma saker du och jag
You: hehe ^^
Stranger: fan va tråkigt det blev
You: ja
You: ingen rolig sida det här
You: alla bara disconnectar
Stranger: mm..
You: bara 3k pers inne
Stranger: värdelöst
You: och alla är frå existenz.se ^^
Stranger: aa
Stranger: typ
Stranger: Vad har du på dig?
You: shorts
You: inga underkläder ;) ;)
Stranger: Sitter de i röva?
You: nja lite
Stranger: e du här för att ragga upp killar?
You: Ja, jag är bög...
Stranger: nice
Stranger: är du svettig?
You: lol
You: ja
You: har jobbat idag
You: på gatan
Stranger: e du hora?
You: ja
You: manshora
Stranger: nice
Stranger: var säljer du dig?
You: lite överallt, folk ringer och beställer ibland
Stranger: okej
You: så jag jobbar typ över hela skandinavien
Stranger: fins du i gula sidorna?
Stranger: *finns
You: jao
You: sök på företag
You: Hortons horhus AB
Stranger: skandinavisk bög-hora AB eller vadå?
Stranger: aha
Stranger: var de det de va
You: jupp
You: Horton är min hallick
Stranger: aha
Stranger: knullar du me honom?
You: nej
You: han har typ en massa sjukdomar
You: och är tjock
Stranger: aa
You: och äcklig
Stranger: har hört att han har HIV
Stranger: men vafan
Stranger: du lär ju inte va så kräsen om du går på gatan
You: nej men jag får ju mindre cash om jag har sjukdomar
You: så det vill jag inte ha
Stranger: kondom?
You: vafan det skyddar inte helt ju
You: så mycket som jag får i röven så vet man aldrig
Stranger: okej
Stranger: men detta är inte längre underhållande
You: nej
Stranger: nu ska jag ut o klippa ett fjortisluder
Stranger: cya
You: cya
bäverfjant
You: Where you from?
Stranger: sweden
Stranger: and you
You: Sverige också ;=
You: )
You: Existenz?
Stranger: fan :(
Stranger: haha ja
Stranger: lol
You: LOL :P
Aktatobbe
You: Hello
Stranger: MALE HERE FROM KILLA CITY
Stranger: KANSAS CITY KANSAS
You: SWEDEN
Stranger: COOL YOU A FEMALE
You: NO
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sidan är ju skit rolig XD ahhahahahahahahahah
Riesen
Stranger: u from sweden?
You: Hej på dig, trevligt att träffas.
You: ye
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sån tur :P
Stranger: vart boru?
You: Uppsala
You: hur hittade du den här sidan då?
Stranger: existenz.se
You: AHAHAHA
You: jag med xD
Nisco, Vip
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: lick my ass
You: yeah
You: if you lick my
Stranger: sure
Stranger: ;D
You: where you from
Stranger: sweden
Stranger: u?
You: sweden
You: existenz ?
Stranger: fb
Ljungan
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: hi
Stranger: woah
Stranger: scarry
You: yeh it sucks
You: got my ip and all
You: Im innocent
You: that child raped ME
Stranger: that sucks
Stranger: oyu belong in jail
You: Im on perroll
You: and I got a job at a daycare for kids
You: so that's rather nice
Stranger: :D
Stranger: get off this sight
Han var den enda som inte lämnade direkt när jag skrev den pedofil grejen :D
TobbaN
Stranger: Do you want to trade kiddie porn?
You: oO
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3681/kiddieporn.jpg
Haha
JANIJANI
haha, jag har träffar 3 från exitenz nu :D
Kukolle, Donator
#56 du lämnade onekligen inte, så jag tror faktiskt att du bytte barnporr med honom.
Eclipse, Donator
haft cybersex men nån....höa höa
mackan
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:(
Tivook, Donator
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/5937/676u.jpg
ehil
haha var kul det här :) synd att det mest var kineser...
Stranger: have a cam?
You: have a dick?
Stranger: yes
You: well me too, so...
You: bye
paintspot, Donator
You: hej!
Stranger: wild abra appeared!
You: use pokeball!
Stranger: wild abra used teleport!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Igor96, Donator
Fail @ 65, du måste använda Great ball eller bättre
Jon
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: OMG my brothr used 2 hav numbr 4 on the list...what an idiots!!!!
You: han kanske blev tappad som barn?
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mrfish, Donator
Har nog lyckats skaffa mig en utav de längre konversationerna ^^
You: Gah jag är besatt utav flygande enhörningar!
Stranger: Hej
Stranger: Är du svensk?
You: Nej?
Stranger: Din enögade pirat
You: Jag är besatt
Stranger: Sitter du och ljuger för en man av min rang
Stranger: Besatt säger du?
You: Ja, snälla hjälp mig! :(
Stranger: Det var som fan
You: Tror jag är paranoid också
Stranger: Ska jag mota bort de små jävlarna?
You: Känns som att det är någon bakom mig men jag vågar inte kolla
Stranger: Ta fram en spegel vet jag
You: Ajo just det, hur ofta går man runt med en spegel i fickan?
Stranger: Tre av tio gånger enligt tidningen realtid
You: Oj,
You: Man lär sig något nytt varje dag
Stranger: Är detta en gång av dessa tre?
You: Härstammar du ifrån någon större sida i Sverige?
Stranger: Norrland kanske du syftar på?
Stranger: Haha, Flashback menar du
You: Skåne räknas inte som svenskt...
Stranger: Eller?
You: Nej
You: Existenz.se min vän
Stranger: Vad är det för tjafs?
You: Har du stött på någon därifrån idag?
Stranger: Nej, men jag vet att folk från Flashback hänger här
Stranger: vad gör ni här?
You: Okej inte illa, jag hänger också på Flashback då och då
You: Vi kollar läget
Stranger: Låter nice
Stranger: Flashback är en väldigt bra sida
You: Jadå, finns allt möjligt roligt och mindre roligt
Stranger: Hänger dock enbart i Mondo Bizarro samt pedofil-delen, samma sak för dig antar jag
You: Ja ungefär samma sak, brukar kolla lite andra sjuka saker lite då och då
You: b0g är ju en favorit
You: Utanför Flashback då förstås
Stranger: jasså
You: Ingen dålig sida det där
Stranger: Första gången du snackar med en svensk på Omegle?
You: Nej faktiskt inte, det är dock inte så många utav svensk ursprung som håller till här
You: Stött på lite gulingar här och där
You: Dom är sjuka
Stranger: Snackar mest med amerikaner och ryssar
Stranger: Ryssjävlarna pepprar jag med inlägg gällande att landet är uppbygt av maffian
Stranger: då flyr de illa kvickt
You: Det är så rätt så, ingen som hotat dig med den ryska maffian ännu då? Är högst sannolikt att det finns såna här
Stranger: Alla förnekar maffians tillträde i deras liv, synar dock igenom deras lögner
You: Ja dom är lika lättlästa som Harry Potter
Stranger: Snarare "Olles första cykel"
You: Öststatpack
Stranger: Den är barnsligt lättläst
You: Ja eller någon annan trevlig barnbok som är gjorda för barn som fortfarande ligger i moderns livmoder
Stranger: Till exempel Proccesen av Kafka
You: Känner jag inte till men den verkar intressant
You: Vart kan man kolla in den?
Stranger: Biblioteket
Stranger: Finkultur att läsa sådana böcker
You: Passar perfekt att sitta med benen i kors på en liten parkbänk och vika upp den alltså?
Stranger: I mellan trycker du in ett häfte Rocky
You: Ja när stans fräcka grabbar går förbi så man verkar riktigt hårdhudad
Stranger: Boken i ena handen, och ett knogjärn i det andra så ska det nog bli tyst på dem
You: Det kan dom ge sig på
You: Om detta inte hade varit Omegle så hade jag kunnat tro att du var en nära vän till mig
You: Läskigt om så är fallet, om du nu har vänner
Stranger: Du är väldigt lik en vän som heter Viktor
Stranger: Du heter inte möjligtvis det?
You: Nej men jag har vänner som heter det
Stranger: Vad heter du då?
You: Det är sjukt om du heter Philip
Stranger: Jag heter Philip
You: Fräckt
Stranger: Fräcka skämt är till för damer som spelar bridge
Stranger: Nej, heter Frans. Mycket fräckare än Phille
You: Bridgebuilder är ett fräckt spel
Stranger: Bodybuilder vore coolt att vara
Stranger: skulle verkligen gilla det om det inte vore för träningen
You: Med lite anabola så behöver du inte träna alls lika länge för att uppnå minst lika bra resultat
Stranger: Fast då får man en vagina och girltits
Stranger: inte coolt
You: Ja om man har otur men det är ytterst sällsynt
Stranger: Annars kan man ju alltid spruta in olja i musklerna
Stranger: ska tydligen vara effektivt
You: Effektivare med skum skulle jag tro
You: Du vet sånt som man använder som snickare
Stranger: som stelnar?
You: Ja precis
You: Då blir man hård och fin
You: Fast kropp
Stranger: Har hört att olja ska vara livsfarligt, men frågan är om det är värt att leva ett liv som icke-bodybuilder
You: Har hört att det ska vara livsfarligt att spruta in luft i blodet också men det är ju bara rykten och inget som är bevisat
Stranger: Låter som en utmaning
You: Hur gammal är du?
Stranger: 18
You: Då grusades mina förhoppningar
Stranger: hur gammal är du?
You: 17
Stranger: Vilka förhoppningar?
You: Om att du var lika gammal
Stranger: Är du född 92?
You: Sverige är dock ett stort land så det vore absurt om man stötte på någon man kände. Absolut på ett sånt ställe
You: Ja
Stranger: Trodde verkligen du var en jag kände
Stranger: Blev lite osäker
You: Hehe samma här
Stranger: Så vad läser du på gymnasiet?
You: Sålänge du inte bor i Uddevalla så är det lugnt
Stranger: Uddevalla är inte min hemstad
You: Coolt, jag bor där och härstammar där ifrån
You: Farscinerande
You: IT läser jag, själv=
Stranger: Farscinerande att jag aldrig varit där
Stranger: Till vegetarisk kock
You: Inte illa, läs till slaktare istället. Verkar mycket intressantare
Stranger: Kanske det
Stranger: Går dock ut med bra betyg, ska läsa till Jurist om ett år
You: Det låter rätt jobbigt, då borde du kunna skriva på ett snyggt sätt men det tycker jag att vi har
Stranger: jobbar deltid på en tidning
Stranger: usch, vad det låter som jag skryter nu
You: Vad jobbar du som? Skrivbent? Fotograf?
Stranger: Skribent med vissa få fotouppdrag
Stranger: Sport och samhälle som inriktning
You: Låter ju intressant
You: Är dock inte så mycket för sport
Stranger: anade nästan det
Stranger: har några vänner som läser IT och som inte heller gillar sport
You: Vissa går bra men det är kanske inte mitt största intresse
Stranger: Om du och jag skulle talas vid igen om tjugo år är jag säker på att du är civilingenjör
You: Nja det vet jag inte om jag är så säker på. Kan kanske plugga upp det sedan men jag läser inte ingenjörsbehörighet
Stranger: Okej, trodde det. Många som läser Teknik blir det
You: Hade kanske varit intressant men det blir för mycket plugg och jag är för lat
Stranger: Så vilka mattekurser läser ni på IT?
You: Om man väljer ingenjörsbehörighet läser man till matte e annars bara till c
Stranger: "bara till C"
Stranger: Jag var tvungen välja till att läsa "matte b"
You: Hehe, vad gick du?
Stranger: Ett år kvar
You: Jag hade gjort klart matte b kursen i slutet av ettan om jag velat men valde att läsa den nu i början av tvåan också eftersom jag inte ska läsa till e
You: Vart?
Stranger: Kocklinjen
You: Så var det ja
Stranger: med vegetariskt inriktning
You: Matte är inget brinnande intresse, är dock mycket för naturvetenskap och en del fysik
You: Även om matten och fysiken är ungefär tillsammans vid högre nivåer...
Stranger: nej inte här heller, bra på det men avskyr det.
Stranger: hur tyckte du glappet mellan Matte A och B var?
You: Egentligen var det väl inget överdrivet förutom att det var mycket ekvationer och sånt i matte b, det är nog det jag tycker är jobbigast
Stranger: Okej, fick VG i A-kursen, hade nog kunnat fixa högre ifall jag ansträngt mig. Dock orolig för att kunna få samma i B-kursen
Stranger: Vill gå ut gymnasiet utan ett enda G
You: Ja det hade varit skönt, blir det 15 då?
Stranger: Nej mer, har ju MVG också
Stranger: Kring nitton ligger jag
You: Det är väldigt bra
Stranger: helt okej, ångrar dock att jag var liten av en slacker i ettan. Fick några VG där som hade lätt kunnat varit Mvg
Stranger: Så vad lyssnar du på för musik då?
You: Hehe på tal om det, håller på att dra ihop en ny spelningslista på Spotify efter att någon idiot raderat alla mina låtar på den tidigare
You: Lyssnar på det mesta faktiskt
You: Själv?
Stranger: Är inte nöjd med det svaret, favoritgrupp, favoritlåt och favoritgenre?
You: Har ingen direkt favorit
You: Faktiskt
Stranger: någon grupp som du lyssnar på ofta?
You: Nej faktiskt inte, det är väldigt varierande
You: Lynyrd Skynyrd är dock ett bra band
You: Oasis, Michael Jackson...
You: Det är väl favoriterna i så fall
Stranger: Okej
Stranger: För mig är det: The Smiths, Panic med samma grupp och indiepop
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AlH2oYedfk
You: Okej, inte direkt min smak kanske
Stranger: Konstigt, Oasis är ju indie
You: Passar på att göra lite reklam för mig själv http://www.youtube.com/user/BrorGertrud
Stranger: Noel Gallagher älskar The Smiths vet jag
You: Jo men det är skillnad på låt och låt
Stranger: Kan ta ett tag att vänja sig med ett band
Stranger: Ladda ner ett The Smiths album och lyssna på det minst två gånger
Stranger: Sedan kan man avgöra om de är bra eller ej
You: Ja precis
Stranger: Kul med MJ:s bortgång
You: Stör mig på att alla började gilla honom precis när han dog
Stranger: var ju oväntat att han skulle dö
Stranger: nej, men nog har han väl gjort någon hyffsad låt
Stranger: så är det alltid, han blir som en död konstnär
Stranger: They dont really care about us åker väl fram på någon skiva på fester
You: Ena sekunden är alla anti honom och den andra så säger alla att han var så sjukt bra ändå
You: Tröga as
Stranger: Alla som en gång i tiden kallat honom för pedofiljävel skriver nu Rest in Peace Michael på Youtube-videos
You: Ja, något störande
Stranger: Kan väl säga att jag gillar hans musik mer än hans personlighet
Stranger: tror det var personen de hatade, men musiken de nu gillar
You: Helt klart, han gjorde inte så mycket väsen av sig den sista tiden
You: Han var även rätt speciell
Stranger: Osäker på om han var pedofil, han blev ju aldrig dömd
Stranger: fast han betalde väl förlikning till en kille?
You: Ja det sägs det, han blev dock aldrig dömd nej
Stranger: Varit en jävla soppa kring hans död
Stranger: Var på Peace and love när det hände, blev ett jävla hallå där
You: Kan tänka mig det
Stranger: fortfarande besatt av enhörningar? : (
Stranger: : )*
You: Nej det har lagt sig lite nu, den flyger inte längre
Stranger: Ge besten en spruta morfin ifall den djävulen käftar
You: Ska tänka på saken ;) Nu är det dock dags att vandra vidare, var trevligt att pratas vid
Stranger: Absolut vandra på
OstmackA
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: So..
You: What are you doing...?
Stranger: I'm 15,f
Stranger: what about you?
You: I'am a 2 ton Dinosaur
Stranger: cool,what do you want?
You: What do I want?
You: It was you who started chatting
Stranger: interesting
You: Ye
You: s
You: Also
You: I would like to fuck an elephant
Stranger: wwll I'm not
You: Why not ?
Stranger: but I got one in my yard
You: HOLY SHIT
You: Are you a carny..?
Stranger: nope
You: Well
You: Where are you from?
You: I want that elephant
Stranger: come here and take it
Stranger: my name is
You: And wheres here
Stranger: neptune
Stranger: fuck off you pervert
Bengfleng
Stranger: im male webcam/// stay or go ?
You: im a male from the northen parts of Sweden
You: so im staying
You: ^^
Arinki
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hi
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: u first
You: nah
Stranger: are you pedophile ?
You: maybee
You: (A)
Stranger: in that case i', 12 years boy..
You: oh
You: in that case i, 14 year old blond girl
You: do you wanna meet irl?
Stranger: hmm.. sure..
rätt bra att använda pedofil grejen ;)
punk
skapa nån tråd på forumet där ni kan posta era chatloggar ?
Bengfleng
Stranger: 20 m horny
You: 18 m not so horny, but i do like to get a big black pen0r sometimes
skAwdr
Jag lockar ju hit folk, borde fan få creds för det :)
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: :)
Stranger: m or f?
You: m, you?
Stranger: f
You: ;)
You: where are you from?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: u?
You: sweden
Stranger: cool(:
You: yeah :)
You: age?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: u?
You: me too^^
Stranger: cool(:
You: where in usa do you live?
Stranger: florida
You: nice
Stranger: yea haha its great
Stranger: warm yearround and beach everyday in the summere
Stranger: it's good
You: oh lucky you
Stranger: haha yea
You: :)
You: whats your name?
Stranger: katie
Stranger: u?
You: Nicklas
Stranger: oh cool name(:
You: haha =)
You: first time im talking in this chat site
Stranger: really?
You: yes
You: i've got it from another site: www.existenz.se check it out ;)
Stranger: what is it?
You: a forum
Stranger: i see
You: gotta go, bye ;)
Stranger: bye
punk
#72 anta att de frågar hur gammal du är, ditt kön och vart du bor, sen tänker du ut ett riktigt bra svar till dem
Bengfleng
You: im 17 year old girl
Stranger: 19
You: you like redheads?
Stranger: maybe
You: whats your hair colour?
Stranger: black
You: oh
You: where are you from?
Stranger: i am looking for a girl have msn and a cam to sex
Stranger: china
You: HAHAHA
You: mini penis
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Bengfleng
Stranger: sex me up bebe
You: of course
Stranger: YES!!!!!!!!!!!
You: im gonna shit on your back as i shove my wooden pegleg up your ass
You: and then im gonna lick your ear
Stranger: that sounds pleasant!
You: hmm
You: what more do you like?
Stranger: i like cookies
You: oh
You: cookies are nice
You: so
You: from?
Stranger: your butt. and you?
You: i see
You: im from your mothers penis
Stranger: YOU BITCH.
You: indeedio
Bengfleng
Stranger: HEJ
You: HEJ!
Stranger: GÖRU? <3
You: JAG SKRIVER I CAPS
You: DU DÅ?
Stranger: SAMMA
Stranger: BOR?
You: TINGSRYD
You: EN JÄVLA HÅLA I SMÅLAND
You: DU!?
Stranger: VA I HELVETE
Stranger: ÖREBRO
Stranger: Å GAMLA FINA ÖREBRO
You: NÄ FYFAN
Stranger: ÄRE DU MANNEN?
Stranger: ÄRE VERKLIGEN DU?
You: ÅJA
You: DET ÄR VERKLIGEN JAG
Stranger: FAN GRABBEN ASSÅ
Stranger: ÄLSKAR DIG
You: OCH JAG DIG
j0nt @ steam adda om du vill prata baby <3<3<3<3
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adda honom och harassa honom allihopa
skAwdr
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You: hi
Stranger: hi are you horny?
You: yes are u?
Stranger: very;)asl?
You: i've got a wet pussy
Stranger: have you cam?;)
You: ofc ;D
Stranger: can you show:D?
You: maybe (a)
Stranger: i send pics:D plz, have you msn?
You: *********@hotmail.com ;D
Stranger: thanks:D were are you from?
You: sweden, you?
Stranger: vars i sverige bor du?:O
You: gbg :P du :O <3
Stranger: nice:D skellefteå<3
You: inte så långt ;D
Stranger: haha nejdå XD
Stranger: hur gammal?;)
You: 17, du? ;)
Stranger: nice:D 16..(A)
You: okey :) ju yngre desto bättre bejjby;)
Stranger: hihih jasså?;)
You: aah (: oskuld?
Stranger: jo.... sjdå?
You: nice ;D <3 ... nja
You: lite erfaren är jag ;D
Stranger: haha hur mer;)?
Stranger: <3
You: jag tänder verkligen på oskulder <3
You: hur mer? :P
Stranger: vad har du gjort mer som gör dig mer erfaren än mig?;) jasså de var ju kanon:D
You: har du facebook/bdb? <3
You: jag har haft sex med 2 st
You: men du kan knappast vara sämre än dom ;)
Stranger: näe tyvärr:( ooh haha ja då har du mer erfarenhet XD haha, haha jasså?;) var dom kassa?
Stranger: <3
You: dom kunde lixxom inte sin grej
You: jh
Stranger: dåda?
You: DOM VAR BÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖGAR!!!!!!!
<3
klo5588
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Stranger: hai
You: tjenare , hur är läget?
Stranger: bra
You: lol
Stranger: själv?`
You: svensk
You: XD
Stranger: mm oerhört ^^
Stranger: existenz.se?
You: här e d bara bra
Stranger: gött
You: ja existenz.se
You: lol världen är liten XD
Stranger: haha
Stranger: givetvis :D
REtard!
Asså detta är inte nytt ^^ Jag har suttit o snackat med min israelska flicka ett tag redan :)
Blubaer, Donator
You: hi?
Stranger: hi
You: HEY
You: i know u
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: sweden
Stranger: ?
You: ye
You: sweden
You: a country
You: kinda off
You: but
You: it exists
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hopp.. inga kineser värkar veta vart sverige ligger.
grawsten
You: yo
Stranger: hei
Stranger: from?
You: existenz
You: and u?
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SorkEvert
Stranger: hey
You: Tja
Stranger: m or f?
You: I cant morf into shit
Tog ett tag innan jag fattade vad det egenteligen var han skrev xD
JANIJANI
hjälp mig, har suttit 5 timmar isträck nu!
inkero
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how long u have been on earth?
You: like 18 years
You: you ?
Stranger: 19 years
Stranger: so
Stranger: are u stand up when u pee?
You: yes ofc
Stranger: so ur guy
You: haha yes
You: and you ?
Stranger: i'm sit when i pee
Stranger: hehe
You: okey i girl then ;)
You: where you from ?
Stranger: taiwan
Stranger: how about u?
You: sweden , so you are asian shemale then ?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: what's the shemale?
You: fucking BI`TCH shemale is a fucking girl ho stands up when she PEE!
Stranger: oh
Luder123
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Stranger: Greetings.
Stranger: Answer me something, will you?
You: hi
Stranger: Do you believe in...ghosts?
You: oh yes
Stranger: Good, then it won't come as big of a shock for you.
You: what?
Stranger: Looks outside your window at 4:08 tonight. I'll see you then. (
HAHAHAHHA
yamaan
You: O HAI!
Stranger: 27 male usa
Stranger: hi
You: 65 female baboon africa
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HAHAHAAHA
yamaan
#89 Hahahah Gillar "Do you believe in ....GHOSTS? O_o" biten ahah :D n1
mrfish, Donator
HAHAHA XD
Stranger: ill trade you a pic of my penis for a pic of your tits
You: yeah sure
You: but u wont like it
You: :D
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samba.andy
You: Hi!!
Stranger: hey
You: where you from?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: u?
You: Sweden
Stranger: suk min kulk
space_m0nkey, Donator
Stranger: Hello!
You: Hej där!
Stranger: Asian?
You: No swedish :D
Stranger: I thought you are. I was like, "What the fuck is he saying?"
You: Lol in swedish "Hej där!" mean hi
You: or
Stranger: Now I know.
You: Ok =)
Stranger: Hej där!
You: Epic xD
Stranger: Hur mår du?
You: Jag mår bra
You: Hur kan du svenska??
Stranger: Vad heter du?
Stranger: I don't know.
Stranger: Inner talent?
You: No u are swedish!! :D
You: Jag heter marcus
Stranger: you got me!
You: ;D
You: Existenz?
Stranger: Dina
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Stranger: ik kan ook in mijn eigen taal beginnen hoor wacko
You: dutch...
Stranger: serieus hoor!!!!!!!
Stranger: ja???!!!??????!!!!
Stranger: oder german
You: did you just call me a wacko whore?
Stranger: peut-être vous préférez la francais?
You: nej jag kan inte franska din förbannade transvestit
Stranger: yes, are you going to come over and rape me? :)
You: no..
You: but...
Stranger: I'm a girl dude, I'm not a transvestite
You: I can shiv you in the back with a dirty screwdriver
Stranger: I invite
Stranger: feel free to come over
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Precis när det började hetta till lite :@
sAjt, Donator
Kul att s när första posten om 2 existenzare som äger varandra kmr upp xD
radkeee
You: sweden
Stranger: yes! i love swedish people!
Twixy
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Stranger: tell me a story
Stranger: please
You: There once was a boy name john and he lived in a big castle.
You: But the castle exploed and the boy died
Stranger: cool
You: The End
You: :)
Stranger: hahahaha
You: now u
Stranger: ok
You: ^^
Stranger: santa was getting dressed
Stranger: its time to go. but where is my coat
Stranger: oh shit i lost my keys
You: O no
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: someone nicked the sleigh
You: :(
Stranger: then all the kids will die in fire
You: Ooo YAY!
You: :D
Stranger: i got more kills than u
Stranger: u just lost the game
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jag förlorade tydligen :(
JANIJANI
You: ewy
Stranger: hello
You: wadapphomedog?
You: :D
Stranger: huh?
You: how are you?
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: joking
You: :D
You: haha
Stranger: :P
Stranger: im jerking of *imagination* you?
You: orly :D
Stranger: yrly
Stranger: watch ur back i got full furious
You: haha, good for you :D
You: existenz?
Stranger: what?
You: nothinh
Stranger: skojade
Stranger: japp
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: existenz
You: hur inn i hela helvete
Stranger: suttit här fucking 3 timmar nu
You: jag har suttit sen 17.30
You: ja kan inte sluta
Stranger: HAHA :D
Stranger: samma här
Stranger: jag har övertalat en kille att jag är michael bisping
Stranger: tog mig 30 min
You: HAHAHAHA
You: :D:D:D:D
Stranger: min poolare låtsades vara brud
Stranger: fick en kille o fixa bild på sin kuk
You: HAHAHA sjuuuka jävlar
Nifelheim
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: m or f
Stranger: m
Stranger: u f ?
You: yes
Stranger: age ?
You: 20
You: you
Stranger: 15
You: ok
You: were are u from
Stranger: brazil
You: ok, im from sweden
Stranger: nice
You: do you like girs?
You: *Girls
Stranger: yes
You: me too
Stranger: lesbian ?
You: bi
Stranger: np
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok ; )
You: are you strait or what?
Stranger: strait
You: ok thats nice
You: do you want to know a thing?
Stranger: what ?
You: are you even there?
You: oh
You: ok here i comes, are u ready?
Stranger: yes
You: ok, there it is... am a BOY.. a BIG FAT BOY... do you like to talk to me still? pls?
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Kukolle, Donator
#72 asl = Age, sex, location
MaryJane
Stranger: My dick is a pneumatic destroyer.
You: i like that
You: is it big
Stranger: Duh
You: i guess not
Stranger: It is
Stranger: VERY big
Stranger: HUMUNGOUS
You: in internets every1 has a big p3n0r
Stranger: Yah
You: so you have a tiny winky?
Stranger: no
You: wai?
You: you have none?
Stranger: BIG
You: vagina?
Stranger: Lol no
You: I have big manboobs, do you like that?
Stranger: Oh yum
You: i usually put chicken on my chest and then i lick my boobs
You: when they are all greasy
You: wanna help me lick em?
Stranger: Nah b
You: wai
Stranger: Not into THAT
You: you wanna put your penis on my manboobs?
You: cus your penis is so big
Stranger: Nah
Stranger: I prefer wimminbewbz
You: ew
You: just ew
You: your nasty
Stranger: I know
Stranger: I'm SO BAD!
You: i can dress up as a woman
You: then i will be a tranny
You: sexy time?
Stranger: Can you put your penis in between your legs and pretend you're a lady?
You: i can even put my penis in my butthole and when you will join it will be a DP
You: pretty hot hhuh
Stranger: Oh fuck yes.
You: so how big is your penis
You: its big rite
Stranger: ELEVENTEEN MILYUN INCHEZ
You: you must be from china and pretend you have a big penis
You: when the actuall size is less then 5
Stranger: No I'm from Germany
Stranger: We have big wieners
You: du kommst nich aus deutschland, warum sagst du so?
You: busteed
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shuggee
här e bilden på en snubbe jag snacka mä
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9113/dsc00160cfn.jpg
Rizzlan
small world, indeed
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: fan
You: MOHAHA
You: rofl
You: existenz?
Stranger: existenz?
Stranger: hahah ja
You: small world, indeed
Stranger: indeed haha flesta dissar direkt när man skriver så :)
You: nja'
You: hade en kines som ville träffas
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: skön kines
You: han sa att han var 12
You: och gillade snopp xD
Stranger: haha ja de finns sjuka människor :)
You: sånna som vi? :S
Stranger: aaa :)
You: som sitter och gillar att folk tror att vi är pedos
Stranger: rofl
You: så soft
Stranger: haha men lite kul är de
You: jo
You: sjukt skojj att sitta här efter att man har tänt lite
Stranger: puff puff ? :)
You: piff o puff :)
You: lite extra där :P
Stranger: haha bor du då ?
You: Helsingborg, själv?
Stranger: mariestad
You: det är ni som gör äklig öl?
You: xD
Stranger: tråkigt tråkigt annars kanske man kunde kommit över på en hövding, haha jaa de är vi de
Usbin
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: m/f ?
You: m
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Predator.
Twixy
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You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: Hello
Stranger: hey pedo
You: how old r u?
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De va ju roligt :P
Inlägget är borttaget
sajmonich
Stranger: hello
You: Heil!
Stranger: Sieg!
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Nahepp?
Användarnamn, Donator
You: YEAAA
Stranger: WOOO
You: THIS IS FUUUN
Stranger: I KNOW
You: LIKE... WHO ARE YOU MAN??
Stranger: A HORSE
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WOOOOW
You: THATS CRAZY
Stranger: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: I LIKE TURTLES!!
Stranger: I KNOW I FOUND SOME FLOUR ON FLOOR NOW IM A HORSE
You: WTF THATS JUST WROOONG
Stranger: OH FUCK ITS THE EASTER BUNNY
Stranger: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: wtf?...
Stranger: SAVE ME
Stranger: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You: you are fucking crazy man.. easterbunny killed my mum
Frallam
You: HEJ DIN NEGER, ÄR DU CYRAS?
Stranger: JAG ÄR SVART SOM FAN
Stranger: hahahaha
You: hahhaha
You: xD
Stranger: existens? :D
You: japp
You: xD
Stranger: hahaha n1
You: mattin? :P
Stranger: neee
You: dåligt :P
Stranger: heter snilleblixt
You: har nog sett dig i k0ommentarerna :P
Stranger: kanske, man ska leta vidare efter någon homo =D
inkero
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: hi :)
Stranger: hello
You: age ?
Stranger: old very old
You: me to :)
You: where you from ?
Stranger: why did you type the first line?
You: it´s the jail who does that :/ dont care about that
Stranger: strange
Stranger: prehaps this is the wrong place for you
HAHA
Nifelheim
#108 lol han snackade jag oxå med fast då påstod han att det var jag som var neo =P
Användarnamn, Donator
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats up?
Stranger: not too much
Stranger: bored out of my mind
Stranger: you
You: ...
You: IM KILLING SMALL BABIES WITH A FORK...
Stranger: very nice
Stranger: do you eat them
Stranger: when you are done
You: wtf ARE YOU CRAZY???
You: why would i do that psycho
Stranger: i'm not the one who kills them
Stranger: with forks
Stranger: yo
You: shut up...
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SorkEvert
@111 LOL fy faan vilken skön twist du fick till
lekaleet, Donator
tror fan detta är skönaste länken på länge (:
nazipuh
Hej #55
You: kawaii?
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
Stranger: hello
You: hej existenz nörd
You: kul eller?
Jens
ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha #118 :D
Carrot
You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: are you a boy or a girl ?
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Twixy
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Stranger: m/f
You: im a a MALE. So u'll diss me now
You: :(
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Sa ju det :(
Twixy
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Stranger: m/f
You: im a a MALE. So u'll diss me now
You: :(
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Sa ju det :(
Nifelheim
You: hay
Stranger: hey ,are u an indian girl?
You: what the fuck is wrong with you?
Stranger: EVRYTHIN
BliMedlem, Donator
You: I got a rattlesnake in my boot
Stranger: I'm 10
Stranger: we are like twins!
You: If u are ten u probably shouldn´t be here. haha
Stranger: why? are you a pedo?
You: haha.. no..
Stranger: are you sure... I am ok with it as long as you are sexy... I hate it when ugly people rape me
You: Sorry.. i am sexy, but not a pedo
Stranger: oh that is ok. Is there a snake in your boot still?
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Eixo
Stranger: web cam?
You: nope
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hahahaha
Carrot
You: Hi I'm a pervert
Stranger: hi im a sex addict.
You: niice
Stranger: we're perfect.
You: wanna hang out ?
Stranger: sure
You: kk meet me at atlantis
Stranger: oh ok good
Stranger: np
You: asl?
Stranger: ill be the prostitute looking polish chick . 18/f/chicago
You: why is everyone girls -.-
You: I'm gay
Stranger: ha
Stranger: haha
You: no I was just joking I'm a piano
You: me love you long time ?
Stranger: um pianos are inatimate objects
Stranger: soo nah
You: you me bom bom bang bang now pregnant
Stranger: oh wow.
Stranger: that was, special.
You: world of warcraft
You: you see me in tv, I'm guy with baby
PokerHoolie
You: hey
Stranger: sexxytime?
You: haha...u sound like a dude
Stranger: hahah yea im a dude
Stranger: dude
You: dude
You: that's sick
Stranger: yea dude?
Stranger: so i like to masterbate with my hair on fire
You: yeah...more tension
Stranger: sometimes i eat my own toe jam
You: wtf is toe jam?
Stranger: the shit between your toes after you take off your socks
You: aha,,,that shit
Stranger: this one time i stuck my finger up my butt and smelled it
Stranger: all
Stranger: the
Stranger: way
Stranger: up
Stranger: there
You: everyone does that...give me something sicker
Stranger: this one time i stuck my finger up my dads but and smelled it
Stranger: all
Stranger: the
Stranger: way
Stranger: up
Stranger: there
You: there u go....that's what im talking about
You: what did he say?
Stranger: wow i got alot of room back there
You: he said that?
Stranger: oh yea
Stranger: pretty intense right
You: sick stuff
Stranger: be amazed
Stranger: true story
You: i like turtles
Stranger: i like cheese
You: turtles with cheesy dicks
Stranger: turtle flavored dick cheese
Stranger: eww
You: dick shaped cheese with turtles stick-ons
Stranger: now how the fuck am i supposed to top that
You: u cant, thats the genius of it
Stranger: damn geniuses. sorry i didnt go to your schools with your fancy book learnin and teachers and such
You: i learned all this at the turtle and cheese camp in Minnesota
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Jeppeetnies, Donator
You: Hey :)
Stranger: hello:)
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Sweden, and u?
Stranger: haha samma
You: Existenz? :P
Stranger: jävla sätt detta.
Stranger: haha ja som alla andra antagligen;)
You: Hahaha, precis
Stranger: antar att du är samma kön som mig då:p
You: Yes, och förmodligen lika kåt :P
You: Haha
You: Vi letar vidare?
You: :)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: var är du från?:P
Stranger: så jävla illa igentligen
You: Skövde, du då?
Stranger: skönt att skriva litesvenska bara
Stranger: laholm
You: ok
Stranger: hittat nått bra då?
You: Ne fan, jag snackade med en kåt Kines förut, han var ganska ball..
Stranger: haha
Stranger: aja ha det gött
You: Sen en jävla jänkare som skulle spränga hela sverige, han var fan också lite rolig
Stranger: haha illa
Stranger: jävla stjärna som gjorde denna sidan
You: Sen en fjortonårig tysk tecno tjej som tog den i bajan sa hon, men det trodde jag inte på, så jag disconectade :)
You: Haha, ja bra skit!
Stranger: haha
You: men du, leta vidare!'
Stranger: vi gör så
Stranger: ha de
Stranger: haha
You: Haha
You: samma
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DrStoner
You: vattenmoto
You: vattenmoto
You: vattenmoto
You: vattenmoto
Stranger: WHAT THA FUCK
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Bernie
You: Happy Easter!
Stranger: Hej
Stranger: It's not easter
Stranger: It's christmas
You: Oh, yes it is?
Stranger: yeah
You: Noeee!
You: It is Easter!
Stranger: No
You: Why?
Stranger: Tell me what, where are you from?
You: Sweden, :D
Stranger: Sist jag kollade upp Sverige så var det Jul där
You: But, you must've been wrong then. It is Easter I'd believe.
Stranger: Nej nej nej
You: Yes yes yes ;o
Stranger: det är jul
You: Jul is for faggets!
Stranger: VAD FAN!
You: Bra!
You: :D
Stranger: Man får inte vara bög nu
Stranger: pride är slut
You: Eh, who cares? Really?
Stranger: Min Mamma
You: Oh, are you sure?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Hmpf.
You: So
You: Do you usually hang out on Existenz.se?
Stranger: Varje dag
You: Oh, what's your nickname?
Stranger: Har inget
Stranger: kollar bara igenom
You: Okiedokie artiechokey!
Stranger: MEN ÄT KUK
Stranger: HEJ DÅ
You: NEJ! :O
You: STOP IT
Stranger: LÄGG UPP DEN HÄR I KOMMENTAREN NU
Stranger: FÖR DEN ÄR KUL
You: OKIEDOKEY ARTIECHOKEY
Stranger: FOLK KOMMER SKRATTA OCH DU BLIR POPPIS
You: I is already poppis!
Stranger: GÖR DET NU
Stranger: NEJ
You: Okiedokey Artiechokey!
SorkEvert
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You: TJa
Stranger: Tja?
Stranger: What language is that?
You: that my friend
You: is what happens when you pour gravy over your keyboard while a thai ladyboy dances to Forever young on a stool 5 o'clock in the evening
Stranger: I hate when that happens!!
You: only on tuesdays
You: yes it is a serious promblem that must be dealt with at once!
Stranger: What do they do on Wednesdays?
You: they practice beer pong
Stranger: Oh right, of course!
You: do you know anyone that could help us with this?
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: Al Gore!
You: I tried to call Metalgreymon but Steve says he lost his Iphone
Stranger: Pikachu I choose you!
You: naah, Al is pretty bad at cases like this
You: remember how he dealt with manbearpig?
You: it didnt even die!
Stranger: No one can kill manbearpig
You: hmm...
You: no man can kill it
Stranger: or bear
Stranger: or pig
You: but a woman might finish him
Stranger: by your powers combined ....
You: or possibly....
You: HEMAN!
Stranger: Skeletor!
You: is he still in the monsterslaying buissness+
You: Skeletor that prick
Stranger: Yes, but he's also a member of the AARP
You: umm...
You: will that help us?
You: or does that just mean that he is retired?
Stranger: just means he's old
You: aah yes...
You: never understood what they actually was good for..
You: well back on topic!
You: Xena!
You: that's the one!
Stranger: She's in New Zealand
You: she is?
Stranger: Doing something with sheep I suppose
You: sounds sexxay
You: or even sexXxay
Stranger: Only the white ones are
Stranger: does that make me sheepist?
You: no that makes you a racist
Stranger: !!!
Stranger: Oh Noes!
You: oh yes!
Stranger: baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
You: don't think you'll get away with this!
You: Imma send the Green lantern on your ass!
Stranger: Imma send .....Archie and Veronica!
You: umm
You: I have no idea who those two are...
Stranger: Doh!
Stranger: They're gopherspace search engines of course!
You: gopher...? space...?
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
You: ?
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Sj'lv tycker jag att det är uppfriskande att bli rickrollad ibland, men han tycktes visst inte uppskatta det
Carrot
You: Hi, I'm gay
Stranger: Hi, cool
You: I have man boobs
Stranger: I got a big dick
You: you got a tiny penis ?
Stranger: ye
You: hello we are talking here ?
Stranger: really tiny
Stranger: like 2 inches
You: like nothing at all ?
Stranger: like that yes..
You: oh hot
You: I looooooove guys with small dics
You: canie
You: dufkc
You: I wrote wrong
You: now I hate my self
Stranger: don't hate yourself!
You: why ? :O
You: I do
You: ..
Stranger: cuz then your a emo
You: I am emo/gay/trans/piano/dinosaurie/poo
You: oh and pervert
You: : )
Stranger: that's cool!
Stranger: where are you from dodoe
You: china :D nah just joking
You: I'm from a secret place...
You: u ? :D
Stranger: what's the name of that secret place!?
Stranger: i'm from the hottest land evah called sweden
You: I can't tell! then It wouldn't be a secret
You: sweden ?
Stranger: Sweden yup
You: never heard of it
You: :O
Stranger: it's like next to norway, finland
You: must be some small country
You: next to norway is denmark ?
Stranger: denmark is above norway
You: do ppl from sweden have small dicks?
You: no its not ?
Stranger: ye alot of swedish ppl have small dicks
You: niice : D
Stranger: i'm not one of them, i got a monster cock
You: to bad sweden dosn't exist
You: you have a monster under your bed ?
Stranger: google it!
You: google sweden ?
Stranger: monster under my pants
You: hmm
You: how did he get under you pants ?
Stranger: i dunno, it has always been there
You: cool
Stranger: ye it's pretty awesome
You: so, do you and your monster hang out often ?
Stranger: ye we use to watch movies together
You: oh I googled sweden and I diden't find anything ?
You: oh nice I watched a movie once
You: it was crazy :O
Stranger: idd!
You: are you gay ?
Stranger: So, are you horny?
You: I have horn : )
You: me love you long time
Stranger: oh so horny
Stranger: ohoh
You: no but seriouse, were are you from ?
Stranger: Sweden
Stranger: fo fakkk sakke
You: fck you! sweden dosen't exist
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden
Stranger: !
You: hmm link dosen't work
You: your just fucking with me
You: so, were in "sweden" do you live?
Stranger: ye i am, im fucking you and its freakin awesome!
Stranger: I live in a town called Stockholm
You: lol stockholm sounds like a gay town
Stranger: ye indeed you would fit in just great
You: rly ? :D
Stranger: ye i think so
You: so you like existenz? : )
Stranger: maybe baby
You: ok nice I have heard that it's a gay site :O
Stranger: really?
You: with small dicks
You: yea
You: toally
Stranger: ok im getting bored
Stranger: your not the man that i want in my life
You: WHAT ?!
Stranger: i wish you the best of luck to get a bigger dick!
You: nej jag vill ha små kukar din idiot
You: fattar du inget ?
Stranger: synd, för jag har en 35 cm slak
You: jag har en 0,3 cm när jag har stånd
Stranger: ses älskling
You: hejdå puss puss <3
Torp, Donator
lol DrStoner
Jon
You: YAOOW!
Stranger: jizztit
You: jizz in my pants
Stranger: jizz in my cup
You: gremlins in my ass
Stranger: grease on my cock
You: tittyfuck in the alley
Stranger: buttfuck on the shore
You: midget bangbus
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Whomba
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Stranger: heyy
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: Hi
Stranger: please be normal.....
Stranger: i guess not
You: Yeah I'm pretty much normal
You: just joking around
You: i'm bored
You: sorry :P
Stranger: im still unsure....this is after all omegle
Stranger: lol
You: I'm 100% pure normal
Stranger: thats what they all say
Stranger: lmaooo
Stranger: jk jk
You: f or m?
Stranger: f
Stranger: asl?
You: ok
You: 17 m sweden
You: You?
You: from+
You: ??
Stranger: 18 f nyc
You: cool
You: Big city
Stranger: yes
You: Want to go there some day
Stranger: seems small sometimes
Stranger: lol
You: haha
You: Compared to the citys ive been to it's pretty big
Stranger: lol
Stranger: cool
You: Stockholm biggest city and the capitol in sweden. I mean lol not even worthy the title city
You: :P
You: So how are you ? :P
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im good
You: ok
You: me too
You: i gues
You: s*
Stranger: lol
You: Bored
You: ^^
Stranger: lol
You: What time is it in ny?
Stranger: 6pm
You: k
You: 12,01 pm here
You: and i'm bore
You: d
You: And not sleepy at all
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i would be
Stranger: lol
You: ^^
You: Think coffée is the cause
You: Damn the bevarage
Stranger: yes
Stranger: lol
You: I seem normal now? :P
Stranger: lol...yes but who knows
Stranger: lol
You: haha
You: ive run across some weird guys at this site too
You: So what's up?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: just chatting
Stranger: lol
You: lol
You: me too, what a coincident
Stranger: yahhh
Stranger: lol
You: Seems liek we got alot in common
You: like*
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: soo much
Stranger: lol
You: ^^
You: So what do you do in Ny?
Stranger: student...but going away soon
You: ok where+
You: ?
Stranger: hey got to go but nice meeting u
Stranger: sryy
Stranger: lol
Stranger: byee
You: damn :8
You: I'm horny
You: damn
Stranger: ?
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You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
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PokerHoolie
Hittade en pedofil...
Stranger: david?
You: no, it's me...richard
Stranger: damn it
Stranger: so richard
Stranger: hows it going
You: its ok
You: why are u looking for david?
You: are u in love with him?
Stranger: kind of
You: did u meet him here?
Stranger: hes an elusive fellow
You: i see
You: is he in love with u?
Stranger: its not love
You: mutual caring and respect?
Stranger: his various exploits has left me wondering
You: aha...
You: do u think he might be gay?
Stranger: gay as in happy?If yes no.
You: no....gay as in ghey
Stranger: gay as in bare back man to man anal intercourse?
You: gay as in performing a rim job and finding hair on your lips
Stranger: thats totally disgusting and truly ungentlemanly
You: yeah i know....gotta shave
You: otherwise it's just disgusting
Stranger: this is making me incomfortable
Stranger: david is 12
You: how old are u then?
Stranger: 52
You: u know.....that's against the law
Stranger: if they know it
You: do they know?
Stranger: the law or the kids?
You: the law
Stranger: if they did i wouldnt be here
You: are you a dude?
Stranger: or would I?
You: since you are 52...i figured u had done your time already
Stranger: come on..23
You: are you a dude?
Stranger: hmm you gonna leave as soon as i say...yes
You: no no....
You: first time a talk to a real pedo
Stranger: cant a man have little fun?
Stranger: fuckin server is down and im bored
You: i bet the police blocked u from the server
Stranger: lol
You: they are probably gonna knock on your door any time
Stranger: just kidding mon
Stranger: im a god fearing law abiding citizen
You: ok....good luck with little david
You: u wont find him if u talk to me any longer
Stranger: lol
Stranger: have a good one
Användarnamn, Donator
Stranger: hi, you can ask me any 5 questions and i will answer truthfully
You: ok
You: have you ever done anal?
Stranger: no
You: do you like turtleS?
You: ?
You: turtles.. you like them?
Stranger: yes
You: nice..
You: have you ever sneezed and something popped out of your nose?
You: ?
Stranger: Yes milk
You: are you telling the truth?
Stranger: yes
You: if i said that i dont give a fuck about your answers, would you dissconnect?
Stranger: no
You: i dont give a fuck about your aswers retard
Stranger: lol you never said you were going to say retard and its specail needs bum sucker
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richard
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: Hello
You: Sweden
You: u ?
Stranger: california
Stranger: how old?
You: 16 ;) and u ?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: cool
Stranger: m/f?
You: Man
Stranger: btw, asl means age/sex/location, not just location
Stranger: for future reference
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i'm a girl
You: aaaha :P
You: first time here ^^
Stranger: so
Stranger: um
Stranger: do you mind
Stranger: if I ask
Stranger: a really random question
You: sure
Stranger: it's kind of awkward
Stranger: but I"m curious
Stranger: are you horny?
Stranger: i haven't had sex in a while
Stranger: and my hormones are raging
You: One problem, im from Sweden :P
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i didn't mean to meet up
Stranger: but like
Stranger: do you have pics to trade
Stranger: or want to cyber or anything?
You: well...
mattehj
You: Hi
Stranger: jag är en draaake
You: Jag ox[
You: Oxå *
You: Jag sprutar eld
Stranger: härligt!
You: Existenz? :P
Stranger: mm jag med
Stranger: ?
Stranger: varför säger alla så direkt när man säger att man är en drake?
You: Vet inte
You: :P
Stranger: jag sitter ju bara o fixar ip-adresser som jag kan använda när jag laddar ner.. tack ska du ha!
Vilken pajjas
SorkEvert
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ½?
Stranger: ?
You: choose one or two
Stranger: ok
Stranger: 1?
You: duckfuck
Stranger: ok
Stranger: 2?
You: oink
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you turn
You: ok
Stranger: ½?
You: hm...
You: 2
Stranger: rapeman
You: aah
You: 2?
Stranger: still rapeman
You: oh shit I forgot
You: hmmm
You: tough one...
You: 2!
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: RAPEMAN!
You: ah shit
You: 1
Stranger: rapedwoman
You: aha!
You: did I pass?
Stranger: wich one are you in real life?
Stranger: not yet froda baggin
Stranger: frodo*
You: Tony Stancl
Stranger: what a silly word to say
You: its a name!
Stranger: aha
Stranger: you must be a rapedwoman
Stranger: tony is a girl name in my country
You: google it and you may find the answer on question "wich one are you in real life?"
You: it is?
You: what kind of weird dimension do you live in?
You: upside down world where ppl fart where they burp and burp where they fart?
Stranger: i live in rapeland
Stranger: i come in peace
You: aah so tyou live in denmark?
Stranger: i cum*
Stranger: close
You: existenz?
Stranger: hahaha vafan
You: xD
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: omg
dekkn, Donator
hahahahah !
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: hi
Stranger: umm
Stranger: pedophile?
You: oh yes I am! and I am proud about it
Stranger: that's because your fucking batshit
You: why?
Stranger: because it's illegal
You: it is? :o
Stranger: and morally wrong
You: what?
You: no one said that to me :S
Stranger: before or after the trial?
You: both
Stranger: right
Stranger: how old was the child
You: 4 maybe 5
You: I don't know exactly
Stranger: how far did you go
You: uhm do you want to know?
Stranger: yes
You: okey, hehe. I did it in his anal
Stranger: ah
Stranger: did he cry
You: no he wasn't alive
Stranger: /b/rother?
You: /b/rother?
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winmar, Donator
Stranger: woop woop
You: meep meep
Stranger: =D
You: ask me 3 questions and i'll answer them truthfully
You: do get the chat going :>
Stranger: i'm too uncreative! sorry. XD
You: to*
You: haha are you too uncreative, no really got nothing at all? :(
You: haha
Stranger: it's just gonna be something like "what's your favourite yoghurt?" or "have you ever been to paris" or soemthing. xD
You: i like a yoghurt that tastes like cinnamon and apples (belive it or not, it's a great mix!) . and yes i've been to paris once, disney world and that usual one day trip, was on my way to spain by car so :)
You: and those are free ones, give me 3 more :)
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Jag som försökte vara pratsam och så fick jag dissen :(
Användarnamn, Donator
You: hey
Stranger: hi :)
You: whats up?
Stranger: nothing much, surfing on internet
Stranger: and you ? how was your day ?
You: ah man, i woke up and i found a freaking turtle in my bed
Stranger: lol
Stranger: better than a fucking snake
You: its my mums..
You: but it get worse.. after a while i went in to my truck and it was a bear in the backseat
You: it was my dads..
Stranger: are you joking?
You: no.. the freaky thing was that the bear just kept going on and on bitching about how he couldnt get the car running and i was like, just turn the key!
Stranger: wtf?
You: then he said that he didnt have any hands.. so i drove him to the store and bought sum doritos for him. now he is happy.
Stranger: ok, i must say that i dont believe your story.
You: ok.. no one does, and now the fucking turtle is upset cuz i didnt buy any doritos for him too, so i said; YOU CANT EAT THOSE! YOU WILL GET NINJA!!
You: but he ate the doritos and now i am in my basement hiding from him while the bear is beating up the ninja-turtle for eating his doritos.
Stranger: wow.. i would go up there and kick some ninja ass if i where you!
You: no.. its my mums turtle like i said. she would not be happy :(
ingelettnej
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: M
You: You?
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ingelettnej
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: M
You: You?
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Kimzoor, Donator
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey u :D
Stranger: hii
You: From?
Stranger: finland
Stranger: u?
You: Ah, cool, Sweden =)
Stranger: again,,lol
You: haha ;D
You: just red about this on a site :P
You: so just had to try it :D
Stranger: kk:)
Stranger: wait,,i have to throw up :S
You: oookey?
Stranger: i have gotta go to bed now,bye
johan..., Donator
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello and good afternoon peeps. It was a hard day at the office.... so very much paper work!!! Now I am tired and wish to make photos but am out of Concealable Cameras, does anyone have a couple to spare?
Stranger: i do
You: i am so tired
Stranger: cheese
You: nej eller ja?
Stranger: bapo gulran'fg
You: cheese?
You: hahha
Stranger: orange
You: you know me?
Stranger: i sure do lol
You: lol ?
Stranger: random lol
You: haha nice then
Stranger: bet ur scared now lol
You: i am really
You: i guess you are
You: male ?
You: not horse i hope:S
Stranger: of course not f all the way wbu
You: hahah
You: i had hope that we can talk all tight long så my parents not come up and hit me in the face you know
Stranger: u from spain or turkey
You: i must hide from time to time or else
You: SMACK!
Stranger: dont say that its sad :(
You: hha no sweden if you know
Stranger: sooo many people on here are from sweden
You: you must have herd of it
You: haha yeah are they nice to you?
Stranger: in england if a parent does that to a child they get their child taken away
You: haha i just kidden
You: it's same here :P
Stranger: lol few
Stranger: i was like poor girl
You: they are nice to me and give me food when i hungry :D
You: hahahha
Stranger: lol
You: yup
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epzilon
hahaha undrar hur många Existenzare som chattat med varandra ^^
Jens
Roger som gjort sidan, länkat här, 9000 existenzare sitter och tror de pratar med världen...
Där sitter Roger på en pedistal och ler över sina puppets..
lol
HAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: HI
You: Hello,
Stranger: how are you jew?
You: haha
Saurath
You: Wanna se my taco?
Stranger: You bastard
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åderpålen
Stranger: omg I am so bored
Stranger: help me ><
You: i have shit in my hands
Stranger: O_o
Stranger: wha...?
You: i poped in my hand
Stranger: why? O_o
You: i didnt make it to the toilet
Stranger: I see
Stranger: ...
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Ploppen
Stranger: hi
You: Hello!
Stranger: where u from
You: Sweden yao!
Stranger: we are practically neigbours then
Stranger: Oulu, Finland
You: Skåne ^^
You: So a bit further =)
You: I live next to Denmark =p
Stranger: m/f?
You: Male =)
Stranger: like wise
You: Wait what
You: This is a first
You: I awnserd Male
You: and you didn't Dc
Stranger: haha
You: Got Surprised!
Stranger: can i ask you something personal
You: Well please not my penis length
Stranger: not hat
Stranger: that
You: Well then shoot! =D
Stranger: i used to date this chick who had some sort of fetish with prostate massage
Stranger: have you ever received that?
Stranger: i sure did like it, but it does puzzle me a bit now afterwards
esset, Donator
Detta börjar se ut som en /b/ post.
Soderblom, Donator
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi i am tao i am from china
You: elo
Stranger: where you from?
You: sweden
Stranger: sweden
Stranger: no wai
You: wai
Stranger: odd question
Stranger: do you know the swedish pornstar blonde sasha
You: no idea
Stranger: ok my business here is done
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2Short
You: Hi
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
Stranger: hi
Stranger: age F/M?
You: 12 female
Stranger: just the way i like it
Stranger: where u from?
You: good
You: denmark
Stranger: Wanna hook-up?
You: yeah sure
Stranger: im in skane
You: in sweden
Stranger: which city?
Stranger: yes
You: DIN PERVERSA JÄVEL
Stranger: MUAWHAWHAW
Stranger: PWNDZ!
You: hahahaha
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
Stranger: copy pasta
Stranger: as kul att försöka driva med folk med den
You: mm jag vet
Stranger: as många som går på det
You: har du hittat det på existenz eller?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: flashback
You: aha hehe
Stranger: du?
You: existenz
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: bra sida det där
You: ajjjemen
Stranger: not rly
You: jo
Stranger: bah
Stranger: b0g e bäst
You: jag gillar den
You: ne den e lite över gränsen tycker jag
Stranger: :O infidel!
You: hhehe
Stranger: jag kan inte få utlösning utan surfa på den sidan minst 30 min!
sen stack han.
B.I.G
Fan, bara jag som trycker och trycker på "start a chat" men fortfarande inget händer? Ska jag trycka någon annan stans eller hur fan går det till egentligen?
PokerHoolie
Stranger: S U P
You: just driving my SUV!
Stranger: SWEET ASS MOTHER FUCKA
You: runs like hell
You: ran over a turtle yesterday
Stranger: FREAKIN LOL
You: crushed that mother fucking shell of his
Stranger: IM REPORTING YOU TO THE AUTHORITYS.
You: hey man
You: it's not like it was one of THE turtles....just a slow ass mother fucking regular turtle...no ninja
Stranger: oh i see.
Stranger: thats alright then
Stranger: i ran over my sister yesterday
Stranger: popped her skull like no tomorow
You: did she like it?
Stranger: shes in my freezer.
You: stick a stick in her brain and use her as a popsicle
Stranger: sexy
You: u are sick if u find licking your sisters frozen brain sexy
Stranger: yes, yes i am.
You: is that a normal habit in the shit hole u live in?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: we have sex with our cousens n sisters
Stranger: if the sex isnt satisfactory
Stranger: we torture them
You: ok...stick to that instead, that makes more sense
Stranger: lol
Stranger: dick fuck me
elinsbarnbarn
You: ?
27 slak.
Stranger: Where u from?
You: sweden yao!
You: you?
Stranger: Yere communists aren't ye?
You: the land of blond-womans
You: haha
You: no!
You: are you from england? :D
Stranger: How ju know?
You: im just awesome
Stranger: Ur a communist nothing awesome about that
You: im liber
Stranger: sweden is run by fascist franco-mussolini supporting pigs.
You: well
You: could be true
You: but we are a awesome country thanks to that
You: many rights
You: democracy
You: no yankies here :D
Stranger: theres also a strong undercurrent of support for an islamic jihad uprising in the north of sweden..you should quench that uprising
You: its in the south of sweden
You: and i dont support that a shit
You: worthless
You: i hate all forms of religion.. im atheist
Stranger: good lad....those terrorists rely upon a campaign of fear to generate support...stay true to your deomcratic roots or you;ll end up like those dog/cat eating bastards in north korea
You: religion = shit
You: it''s not going to come that far mate
Stranger: mate is avery english word?!
Stranger: u agnostic so?
You: haha no :P
Stranger: y not if u say religion is shit?
You: haha doesnt know what it means really
You: not that good on english ;s
Stranger: it means not knowing whether god exists but also not caring if he does...it would suit u!
You: yeah
You: but
You: i would like to be religious.... because it would be nice to actually believe that there is a afterlive
You: i strongly its goign to be like before we were born
You: just nothing
You: completely dark
Stranger: ill widen your scandinavian asshole and put my fist up it
You: haha
You: yeah
You: u would like that eh
Stranger: so would your father!...seriously though, your a god-fearing swine
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golonka
Stranger: hey..
Stranger: i need some anonymous advice
You: hi, glad if i could help
Stranger: awesome...so here is the deal
Stranger: my girlfriend tried 2 call the cops bc i gave her anal when she passed out on vodka and said i raped her! but she is my girlfriend so isnt that so messed up!!! she keeps saying she is gunna tell her family n stuff n i think i might have 2 kill her or something bc i didnt rape her but she is gunna try and send me 2 jail
Stranger: what should i do
Stranger: i am being framed
You: give her a bottle of vodka and do the same thing over and over again till she have forgot that you "raped" her
Stranger: i was goin to just get her drunk again and then try to hit her in the head but not crack her head
Stranger: n the doctors will say it was alcohol death
Stranger: but she wont get drunk around me now
You: wait until she sleeps and inject the alcohol to her blood
Stranger: is there drugs 2 make her forget
You: there is drugs for everything
Stranger: omg that is fricken awesome where do i get needles though
You: maybe from a doctor, or you can steal them from a hospital
Stranger: thanks alot man
Stranger: i thought i was sunk for sure
Stranger: this is an awesome plan
Stranger: what if she wakes up when im givin her the shot of beer
You: hold a pillow over her face till she passes out
Stranger: u are so smart have u done this
Stranger: it sounds so easy i hope i can do it all the time
Stranger: 2 diff girls
You: maybe you can brainwash a dopehead from the street to help you?
Stranger: i dunno i dont have dope dont they only follow whoever has the dope lol
Stranger: what i really wish i that i could just keep injectin her with like food and beer and stuff so she just stays asleep all the time like a sex zombie!!! lololol
You: put flour in a plastic bag and they wont see the diffrence before they taste it
You: zombie girls cant say no
Stranger: omg
Stranger: auto boner activated
You: better then viagra for sure
Stranger: hell yea
Stranger: aright man im gunna get this show on the road and ravage this bitches ass im gettin so horny
Stranger: thats for the advice man you might have saved my life!! lol
You: men have to stand up for eachother :D
Stranger: hell yea
Stranger: god bless!
Stranger: here i go
Stranger: wish me luck
You: praying to allah
Stranger: allah akbar
Stranger: ALLAH AKBAR
Stranger: MOHAMMAD JIHAD
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Persson
Stranger: but u do think i am a hot guy
You: sure do
Stranger: so
Stranger: wanna stay in touch
You: sure
Stranger: wats your email adress honey
You: [email protected]
You: i should tell you tho
Stranger: what
You: i had a surgery that gave me male genitals
You: im what some would call a "shemale"
You: i hope that doesnt bother you
Stranger: means u have no vagina anymore
You: yes
Stranger: no
Stranger: vagina
You: no vagina
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Lillen
Stranger: hey
You: hoppas du är bög
You: annar drar jag
Stranger: lol jag är svensk:P
You: hahaah
You: existenz
Stranger: lätt ;)
You: den här sidan är fan nice
You: saatt nyss med en chines som var bög
Stranger: jo men vissa är helt fuckade:P
Stranger: samma här, dock inte från kina
You: hahaaha
Stranger: aja men drar nu:P
Svennebanan
Stranger: hi
You: i dont really agree whit u there :S i mean , if u could do that i can just tell yah ima moonwalk like micheal jacksson..its just , impossible
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demonen, Donator
You: Yo dawg
Stranger: M/F
You: M, you?
Stranger: f
You: wow :)
You: your the first one I've met tonight :)
Stranger: ok
You: where are you from? :)
Stranger: toronto
You: cool, have you heard about Mats Sundin?
Stranger: no
You: he was playing hockey there :)
Stranger: do u like to help people?
You: I love to help people, do you?
Stranger: ok so can you help me?
You: i can try my best :)
Stranger: can you help me have and orgasum here on the computer
Stranger: ?
You: Whatever you like :)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: let me see your cock
lolz
tommarn
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: How are you?
Stranger: doing fineee=) and you?
You: Same same :)
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Sweden
You: You?
Stranger: oooooooooh again:DD
Stranger: almost everybody here are swedes
Stranger: and im from finland=DD
You: :)
You: Male or female?
Stranger: male you?
You: Male
Stranger: ok
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RasmusRask
You: Haallllllåååååååååå där ja
Stranger: i think i left my panties at your house
You: Yea, better go get them
You: And i'll kick ya butt
Stranger: :O :(
Stranger: mean
You: Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile
Stranger: stop talkin shit you fuckin obese degenerate and fuck of before i flame you
RaukerN, Donator
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: from?
Stranger: sweden, you
You: lol tjaaaa :D
You: existenz?
Stranger: haha men vad är oddsen :D
You: eller hur, 3 personen jag sckar med nu
You: hahahah
Stranger: hahaha
You: men det är ju ''bara'' 2194 onlie
You: online
You: 3*
You: 3194
Stranger: haha precis ;P, vars i vårt avlånga land bor du då?
You: fan vad trött jag är
You: Falköping :D durå?
Stranger: soft, Skellefteå
You: aha :P nice
Stranger: allmän fråga, varför jusst den här hemsidan den här tiden? :P
Bom
Stranger: hi
You: GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!
Stranger: ok, see you there
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christAfer
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: age
Stranger: m
You: 15
You: u?
Stranger: 19
You: were from?
Stranger: wer u from
Stranger: uk
You: i was first
You: so am i
You: london
Stranger: very good
Stranger: im from leeds
You: Me2 :D
Stranger: wat from leeds
You: Yeah, my dad lives there :P
Stranger: lol
You: what about we meet?
Stranger: yeh y not
You: were?
Stranger: leeds bus station
Stranger: u know wer that is
Stranger: city center
You: Okey! :D
You: What time?
Stranger: 2moro ok
You: what time?
Stranger: 1
Stranger: pm
Stranger: r u single
Stranger: ???
Stranger: ?
You: Yes, u?
Stranger: thats fine
You: okey
You: c u 2morrow then?
Stranger: wats ur name
Stranger: ??
You: Carolina
You: urs?
Stranger: giv me ur mo number
Stranger: mine is asif
You: don't have anyone :(
Stranger: u dont hav mobile
You: No, unfortenely :(
Stranger: so how will i find u there
You: Ask?
You: Blonde hair, blue eyes
Stranger: how n ask who
You: were skirt
You: wear*
Stranger: r v booking a hotel then
You: Why not?
Stranger: cooooooooooooooooooooooool
You: HAve sex? x)
Stranger: shall i bring ballons wid me
You: IF u like to
You: Stop bitching around, im horny!
Stranger: me 2
Stranger: my hat is gona explode in happness
You: :D
You:
So lets see then? Tommorow
Stranger: ok
Stranger: will u suck me out
You: Indeed!
You: So see you tomorrow? gotta go!
Stranger: no
Stranger: im gona suck u out
You: what?
Stranger: is ur pussy tight n wet
You: Yes it is! ;D But i gotta go 2 bed!
You: thunking about you xxx
Stranger: finger urself 4 now n i will c u 2moro my lolly pop
You: I do it allready, lol
Stranger: lol
You: KISSS <3
Stranger: xxxxxxxxxxx
Stranger: xxxxxxxxxx
Stranger: xxxxxx
Stranger: xxx
Stranger: xx
You: Btw, im a virgin :D
You: So i c u tomorrow?
Stranger: i will b nice n easy on u
Stranger: ok
You: Okey, kiss!
Stranger: xxx
Stranger: ok darling u take care n dont finger urself 2 hard save sum enjoyment 4 2moro
You: I won't
You: love you
Stranger: luv u 2 my sweet heart
Stranger: hav u got a pic of urself
christAfer
Lite mer!
You: Btw, im a virgin :D
You: So i c u tomorrow?
Stranger: i will b nice n easy on u
Stranger: ok
You: Okey, kiss!
Stranger: xxx
Stranger: ok darling u take care n dont finger urself 2 hard save sum enjoyment 4 2moro
You: I won't
You: love you
Stranger: luv u 2 my sweet heart
Stranger: hav u got a pic of urself
You: Yeah, w8
Stranger: i wamt 2 c ur eyes
You: http://files4.lookbook.nu/files/looks/original/247277_18cf0b48d2ad.jpg
You: there u go
Stranger: thanxs
Stranger: dont go, let me the pic
Stranger: k
You: let me the pic?
You: Old pic :P
You: I have changed the haircolour now :P
You: Did it last sunday
You: but i gotta go darling
Stranger: iv seen it
You: See you tomorrow ;* xxxxxx <3
Stranger: better not b a prank
You: Why would it?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: v will meet 2moro
You: Yes sweetie ;**
Stranger: bye bye
Stranger: xxxxxxxxx
You: Bye xx
Stranger: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
wezzon
Riktiga existenz folk gör reklam, inte blir självägda...
Stranger: God, we have some kind of swedish invasion on omegle :)
You: Haha, well.. Omegle was up on a swedish "tip site" called existenz.se where you basicly just tip the admins and they'll put it up if they found it amusing. It currently has around.. 11170 clicks. :)
thelostchild
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: OMG
You: Hi.
Stranger: I JUST CAME
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: SO HAWTTT
You: Haha!
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: sooo
Stranger: whats up
You: Nothing, nudle-time,
you?
Stranger: working on my posture
dejv
Stranger: hi 22 m .. seeking f.. for cam 2 cam..
You: ...
ouch.
frepower123
Stranger: Welcome to the sex shop, what're you buyin?
You: 3 dildos
Stranger: *Hands you three dildos.*
You: ooh thx
Stranger: Anything else, ma'am?
You: im a guy
You: hahahahahhaa!
Stranger: Sorry, you look like a woman.
Stranger: Anything else sir?
You: haahahahahhahahahah!
You: gg :)
Göteborgsrape, Donator
You: Hi there:D
Stranger: hi
Stranger: name
Stranger: ?
You: Mohamed
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frepower123
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are u?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: you ?
You: im fine
You: asl? :)
Stranger: 20 m jakarta
Stranger: u?
You: 16 f finland
Stranger: wow
Stranger: finland is a country with beautifull scenery
You: yes it is
Stranger: is there any club there in finland ?
You: yes
Stranger: sex party ?
You: yes
Stranger: wow
Stranger: have u ever makin love bfore ?
You: no
Stranger: what about masturbates ?
You: yes
Stranger: wow
You: i am a bi
Stranger: have you ever sucks any dick before ?
You: yes
Stranger: how long is finland man dick ?
You: idk
You: like 16cm
Stranger: mine is 18 cm
You: ooh i like big cocks
Stranger: i could satisfy you more and more
Stranger: what si ur name ?
You: malin
Stranger: malin come on sucks my dick....
You: ooh yes!
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: go into deep throat
You: omg!
Stranger: yes suck it deeper
You: yes!!!
Stranger: now im playing with ur nipples
Stranger: swallowing ur nipples
You: ooooh its nice
flixxer
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: jo
You: Hello
Stranger: name?
You: Why?
Stranger: Because
Stranger: You must pass the test
You: are u a girl or a boy
Stranger: neither
You: erhm
Stranger: why do you want to know? perv
You: I think I'll leave
Stranger: are you going to ask my my pictures next?
You: http://i28.tinypic.com/34hf.jpg
Stranger: then webcam?
You: Thats me :D
Stranger: you look young
You: 17 close to 18
Stranger: you look 15
You: haha
You: erhm
You: should i take it the good way or the bad way
Stranger: bad way
Stranger: sorry
You: ok
You: And how old are u
Stranger: i'm a geezer
You: whats that? :p
Stranger: an old man?
You: nvm
You: cool :p
You: do u wanna fuck me or something?
Stranger: yea sure
You: where do u live?
Stranger: send me nudes
Stranger: i'm in cali
You: ooh shit
Stranger: did you cum already?
You: no but i live in california to
Stranger: what part
You: erhm
You: good bye
You: u maby will rape me
Stranger: i would
Stranger: you'd like it
You: Erhm
Stranger: tell me
You: i think ill leave cu
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: i thought you wanted to get fucked
You: turlock
Stranger: where the fuck is that
Stranger: gawd you're like, central cali
Stranger: that's gay
Stranger: south cali ftw
You: like 120km from central cali
Stranger: you're chubby anyways
Stranger: i don't fuck chubby girls
You: im not
Stranger: yea you are
You: only got big breast
You: erhm
Stranger: got other pictures to prove it?
You: no :P
You: but meet me irl?
Stranger: you're too far
You: 100 dollar for 1 hour
Stranger: you're not worth 100
Stranger: you're chubby
You: 5 dollar then?
You: im not FAT FFS
You: I'll KILL U ffs
Stranger: you're not worth the gas it would cost me to drive u pthere
Stranger: you can't prove it :/
Stranger: you're chubby until proven otherwise
You: i can come to u? :D
Stranger: sure
You: but how old are u then? :P
Stranger: old
You: 40+?
Stranger: no
Stranger: 20s
You: ok i have fuck with 1 that is 31
You: so its ok
Stranger: you coming then or what
You: he was nice
Stranger: you gonna come and suck my dick?
You: but when i fucked a 26 year old man my mother come in to my room :/
You: If u want to
Stranger: i'm waiting
You: then where do u live?
Stranger: in riverside
You: do u have a girl?
Stranger: no
You: can i bring my friend then we can do a 3 sum?
Stranger: is she hot or is she chubby like you?
You: she is very tiny
Stranger: got any pictures?
You: not on this computer
You: or wait
Stranger: you suck
You: ill se
You: 2 sec
You: i found it
Stranger: show me
You: wait need to upload it
You: http://sv.tinypic.com/r/b8k0uu/3
Stranger: damn I'd fuck her
Stranger: got any more?
You: she's my girl friend... :p
Stranger: can I fuck her
You: then u need to fuck me
Stranger: fine
You: can u come here then? :D
You: or do u pay us anything
Stranger: you said you were coming here
You: can u pay something? :)
Stranger: no, you said it was free
You: i didnt?
You: do we get food from u? :P
Stranger: fine i'll buy you dinner
You: for how long can we stay? :P
You: a week?
Stranger: sure, you have to suck my dick every day though
You: cool :D
You: then u can lick my pussy every day
Stranger: i wanna lick your friend
You: not me? :p
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: show me a better picture first
You: i dont have any
You: but im not fat
Stranger: get on webcam
You: dont have
You: but u saw my friend
You: i wieght 7 more kilo
You: and like 3 of that is on my boobs :p
Stranger: fine bring your friend and maybe I'll fuckyou too
You: ok
You: then we come next week?
You: but
Stranger: sure
You: ur adress ?
You: dude
Stranger: ?
You: ur adress
Stranger: 6544 acey st
You: ur phone number?
Stranger: what for?
You: if we get lost :P
Stranger: don't get lost then
You: ur cellphone number then?
Stranger: i don't give it out
You: ok cu in 6 days then
You: HAHA NOT
You: im a boy
You: http://www.existenz.se
You: have fun
Stranger: I already did
You: ur will be up there
You have disconnected.
En sak till mitt första inlägg på existenz :D
Lajnous, Donator
You: Tjennare Råland
Stranger: raland? Woot?!
You: you need to learn som swe dude
Stranger: im from China what do you expect?!
You: oh sry for calling you a dude then <3:)
Stranger: i am a dude!!
You: Kämpa på bara kines balle
Stranger: i dont get it
you: inte jag heller ni har ju för små helt enkelt
lill_slimM^
Stranger: HI
You: hey!
Stranger: YOU WANT ROBINS COCK IN YOUR ASS
You: sug kuk horunge
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: tja
You: tjeena exisrtenz bög
Stranger: namn?
You: din mamma
You: du?
Stranger: sluta lukta bajs
You: :(
Stranger: :)
You: ska lolla lite
You: hur hittade du hit?
You: existenz?
Stranger: min kompis gav mig sidan ;)
You: aha
Stranger: dura?
You: tänkte driva lite med ryssar
Stranger: haha
You: existenz.se
You: gå in där
Stranger: jävla judar
You: ryssar e dangerours
You: vart bor du kuksgare? :D
Stranger: akta såru int får ryss kuk
Stranger: i ditt rum
Stranger: sj?
You: aha
You: i din mammas säng
You: : P
You: hon hälsar
Stranger: svarta fan
Stranger: skaru ha kuk
You: lol why?!
Stranger: äru svart?
You: why god?
Stranger: blatte?
You: aa du ska få en riktig svart i käften
You: stor o fet
Stranger: du ska få äta min stora pung
Stranger: den ska ner i din hals
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: orgrinellt
Stranger: syns kuk sugare
You: häj
mr.T
någon klå denna chatten ;)
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
brusewitz
Stranger: please give me your msn if you are horny girl
You: Haha
You: douchebag
Lurifaxen
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: What's up? :3
Stranger: everything you
Stranger: ?
You: Touching myself.
Stranger: sounds good
You: it really is
Stranger: whats your name ?
You: Sarah
You: you?
Stranger: jake
You: ok cool
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: you?
You: im 23
You: So where are you from jake?
Stranger: sounds sexy
Stranger: london
You: thank you :)
Stranger: you ?
You: Okey
You: Im from Texas
Stranger: tell me something about yourself ?
You: I got blonde hair and blue eyes.. I like to party and have a good time
You: eh..
You: Oh, I'm bisexual
You: your turn? :)
Stranger: i have black hair and green eyes, i also like to party, have an awesome time, and im really horny over you
Stranger: ;)
You: I bet you are
You: ;)
Stranger: what are you wearing ?
You: nothing but panties
You: you?
Stranger: fuck me, im wearing underwear
You: i start rubbing myself
You: Rub my boobs babe
You: i love young guys :)
Stranger: really, i like older women ;)
You: so we're a perfect match ;)
You: wanna have c6?
Stranger: sure thing ;)
You: *I start licking on my nipples*
Stranger: touching your body
Stranger: (Y)
You: *moaning*
You: *I smoothly touch your legs*
Stranger: i kiss your lips
Stranger: and your booibs
You: *I start pulling of your pants*
You: *gently grabs ur dick and slowly gives you a handjob*
Stranger: i start to finger you
You: *moves your hand up towards my abnormally big penis*
You: Better luck next time Jake :D
Stranger: my penius is in your vagina
Stranger: which is actually a penis
Stranger: i give you anal
You: I got a big penis and i'm a man, does that really turn you on?
You: If it does, then i'm sorry I have to tell you this, but you're gay :/
Stranger: im actually a girl
You: haha
Stranger: im 16
You: you're not trolling the troll
Stranger: the name is ashley
You: im like the headtroll of this site
You: so you're not fooling me
Stranger: pretty sure i am
You: Then why didn't I fall for it?
You: Just give up.
You: You lost The Game.
Stranger: my name is ashley omegle
Stranger: i created the site
Stranger: there are 1250000 people that have used this
You: Sure and i'm Obama
Stranger: obama is my dad
You: I can do whatever I like.
You: No i swear
You: i didnt make ur mom pregnant
You: :(
Stranger: i can do whatever i like to you
Stranger: ;)
You: Sorry i'm not gay like yourself
Stranger: pretty sure im a girl
You: you have to find a gay guy for that :(
You: pretty sure you're not
You: Take this a lesson, never trust people on the intertubez
Stranger: your pretty sad, to say "i lick my nipples"
so your gay
You: I trolled you
You: just live with it
Stranger: no
You: there's nothing you can do about it
You: you got fucking trolled mate
Gandalf den Blå, Donator
You: Well hello there sir.
Stranger: I'm a girl.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ploppen
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey!
Stranger: 16 f taiwan
Stranger: hi
You: So
You: hows it bein Asian?
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johnyboy, Donator
Stranger: I want to know how loose your pussy is
Stranger: i'm a doctor
Stranger: I want to know please
Stranger: You might have sand up there
Stranger: We must get it out
You: Teh fuck?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Ma'am
Stranger: I must do this
Stranger: Or you might get an infection
You: Ofc ofc
Stranger: Okay i'm going to use a leaf blower to get the sand out
You: Well, do what you gotta do man.
Stranger: oh wow we're making progress already
Stranger: ope, some just got in my mouth, no problem though
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: You're now clean
You: Thx
Stranger: The fine is.....holy moley $7
You: Well, can you clean my ass aswell?
Stranger: That would cost an extra hefty fucking fee
You: Money is no problem.
Stranger: It costs folks like you and me
Stranger: Oh wait
Stranger: You have a penis
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: That must mean you had sand up your asshole
You: Exactly!
Stranger: fuck you whore
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LeozZ
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You: hahahahhahahaha
You: thats a good one:P
Stranger: That's hello in my native country.
You: nice:D
You: whrer do you live then?
Stranger: What.
You: where are you from
Stranger: No, that's the country. The nation of What.
You: aha:P
Stranger: We are a very small country no one's heard of.
Stranger: Samuel L Jackson mentions it in Pulp Fiction.
You: i have not heard from it
Stranger: Then our conversation sadly ends here.
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axel
hahahahha, för er som hört om legenden bloodninja
Stranger: asl
You: i put on my robe and wizard hat
You: 20 m swe
Stranger: f**k off you sick bastard
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Twixy
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asllsaslasal
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r_danni
Stranger: my mother die yesterday!! I'm very very very very HAPPY!!!!!
Stranger: my mother die yesterday!! I'm very very very very HAPPY!!!!!
Stranger: my mother die yesterday!! I'm very very very very HAPPY!!!!!my mother die yesterday!! I'm very very very very HAPPY!!!!!
Stranger: my mother die yesterday!! I'm very very very very HAPPY!!!!!
Stranger: my mother die yesterday!! I'm very very very very HAPPY!!!!!
Stranger: my mother die yesterday!! I'm very very very very HAPPY!!!!!
Stranger: my mother die yesterday!! I'm very very very very HAPPY!!!!!
axel
fyfan vad jag ägde en jävla nötskalle som försökte göra mig kristen
hade en låååång jävla konversation där han försökte övertyga mig om att sex och alkohol var djävulens verk. slutade med att han höll med mig och sedn disconnecta han
hahaha jevla idjüt
Gurkis
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where you from?
Stranger: canada
You: And how old are you?
Stranger: 22
You: gaahh, you're way to old :/
Stranger: likem around 12?
You: perhaps (A)
You: know of any?
Stranger: i might have a little sister ~_^
You: You don't say....
Well, can you send a photo or something?
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axel
Stranger: Hey.
You: hey you
Stranger: Whats up?
You: nothing
You: at work
Stranger: okay
Stranger: Whats up?
Stranger: sry.
You: nothing
You: at work
Stranger: age?
You: nothing
You: at work
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haha
gladpack_91
Hur startar man en chatt egentligen? När jag trycker på "start chat" händer absolut ingenting.
N3cr0, Donator
lika nytt som aids, 4chan wannabe ftl
Fladdermask, Donator
You: hello
Stranger: im sexy
You: i have a dick!
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo
hehe
habbababa
Stranger: i want dick
You: hi
You: u do?
You: age?
Stranger: 19
You: ok
You: iam 14
Stranger: were from
You: greece
You: and u?
Stranger: italyh
You: male or female?
Stranger: male
You: wanna have camsex?
Stranger: what are you
Stranger: /
You: mal
You: e
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: i would babe but i dont have a cam
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: man
Stranger: i wish i did
Stranger: then i could play with my cock all day
Stranger: infront of ou
Stranger: u could wank off over this
You: good for u that u havent got a cam
You: This is the interpol in search for net pedophiles. We have tracked your ip and our agents will be at your house in 20 minutes. [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
Stranger: oh thats nice
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: kinky
Stranger: i like it
failade lite där
habbababa
You: hi
Stranger: what
You: i just said hi
Stranger: hii
You: shut up u fat sack of shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
haha lite bättre iaf
Zaragoza
Stranger: Age/sex/location
You: ah
You: 17, male sweden x)
You: you?
Stranger: Gay?
You: No sry
Stranger: Oh... I thought all swedes are..
Gotlänningen
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I'm getting tired, really, really tired of trying to find someone to cam with.
Stranger: I am a woman. This is stupid.
You: GET TO THE VAN!
You: THE POLICE ARE COMING
You: so
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 26
Stranger: like it matters
You: well maybe it does
Stranger: Yeah well I'm sick of this. this is hilerious.
Stranger: I mean, I would laugh it it wasn't so sad
You: where you from?
Stranger: I'm actually wanting to dirty talk with someone, and everyone thinks i'm lying.
Stranger: I mean WTF?!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: its funny.
Stranger: but sad because it pisses me off.
You: well I got to take a shower
You: I stink atm
You: you think thats sexy
You: me sitting in just underwear
Snorbuse, Vip
Jag hade cybersex med en kille <3
You: Hi sexy
Stranger: eat shit and die
You: can I poo on ur back ?
Stranger: you can kill yourself
You: I sure can
You: Im emo
Stranger: please do
Stranger: the world will thank you
You: But I haven't really understood how to cut my wrists
You: Wanna have a cock fight?
Stranger: because you're a retard
Stranger: i want you to kill yourself
You: mmm
You: More nasty words pls
You: that turns me on
Stranger: because you're a worthless disgusting piece of shit
You: Please tell me what u wear
You: I have shitty white underwear, Im stroking now.
You: Pls say something awful
Stranger: because you're a deplorable piece of trash the world would be better off without
Stranger: kill yourself
Stranger: and your family
You: Stop it, your gonna make me cum
Stranger: kill yourself, homo
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Adet
You: hur hittade du den?
Stranger: Existenz
You: HAHAHA!!
You: jag med:D!
Stranger: okejokej
Stranger: Kille ?
You: yes
Stranger: aa
AEGARN
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: how r u
You: Im good, and you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: http://s592.photobucket.com/albums/tt8/firebrand_photo/?action=view¤t=Snapshot_20090805.jpg
You: Hahaha what is that?
Stranger: my pic
You: Cool.
Stranger: yes
You: Nice sofa.
Stranger: ty
Stranger: its comfy
You: I bet
Stranger: how do you like my wang?
You: What? Didn't see any wang.
Stranger: its in there
Stranger: gotta look close
You: Can you take a new pic after you have shaved off that jungle?
Stranger: no way
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Hifiguy
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
Stranger: lol
You: ;);
You: Sup?
Stranger: nothing much, just bored
Stranger: and you're not a pedophile
You: Nope
You: It was just a joke
You: From?
Stranger: Finland
You: Ah
You: Im from sweden
Stranger: you?
Stranger: nice
You: Age?
Stranger: 19
You: Do you speak finnish or swedish?
Stranger: Finnish
You: Ok
You: I can't speak finnish
You: But it sounds funny
Stranger: Well, Finno-Ugrics(Finns) are the first people in Europe, Basques being first in Western-Europe
Stranger: Indo-European sounds funny as it's so new
Stranger: Indo-Europeans came 5500BC
You: Yeah...
You: Right...
Stranger: :)
You: Where in finland do you live?
Stranger: Helsinki
You: Ah
You: nice
Stranger: I have proof for my claims, btw.
You: Yeah.. sure
You: Smart ass...
xD
snuZket
Stranger: Whats ure name
You: petter
You: niclas
You: petter niclas
You: urs?
Stranger: what you mean?
You: come and taste!
aandreey
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Stranger: hello
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: hi
Stranger: heyya
Stranger: r u that??
You: does that matter?
Stranger: no
Stranger: does it bother u??
You: no
You: i like em young
Stranger: asl then??/
You: 57/m/japan
You: u?
Stranger: fuck off japanese
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Zaragoza
Stranger: Dirty boy on cam looking for dirty girl to have fun with. you want?
You: hey
You: im a dirty boy willing to put my dick in your anal. You in?
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ReleX, Donator
Lekte tjej
Stranger: hi, horny guy here :-)
You: GOOD, i'm a horny girl :$
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: how old
You: 16 :)
Stranger: 19
You: ok, how big is your dick :$?
Stranger: 8 inches
Stranger: =)
Stranger: how big are your tits?
You: oh, thats perfect (:
You: D 85 (:
Stranger: =)
Stranger: nice
You: is it hard right now :$?
Stranger: mhmm
Stranger: you're gonna have to do a good job to distract me from the porn i'm looking at right now
Stranger: =P
You: wich website :D?
Stranger: im just looking at pics right now
You: ok, i like movies better :)
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: dirty girl
Stranger: =)
Stranger: i'm pulling on my cock right now, in case you were wondering...
Stranger: =P
You: i'm getting wet :$
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: you dont have a pic of yourself do you?
You: nope, sry ;$
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: soo
Stranger: what would we do if i were right there next to you now??
You: Blowjob <3
You: and make you cum in my moth :$
Stranger: aww yea
Stranger: talk to me baby
Stranger: im gonna try and cum
Stranger: =)
You: i want to have anal sex, never had it berfore
You: and feel your big cool in my ass :$
Stranger: aww yea baby
You: coock*
You: i want to taste your cum :$
You: and i want you poo in my motch :$
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JAG FATTAR INTE AVRFÖR HAN DROG
ReleX, Donator
Stava lagomt fel på "mouth" ja vet, men han fatta vittsen (:
Zaragoza
Stranger: haha vafan
You: hha din jävel via existenz lr?
Stranger: ja
You: xD
You: mohahaha
Stranger: xD
Stranger: fyfan vad nice
You: lyckades lyura en snubbe att jag var tjej innan
You: vad är oddsen liksom? xD
Stranger: så jävla skönt
You: kille antar jag? too bad
Stranger: jag § på 1964
Stranger: 1*
Stranger: jo kile
Stranger: kille*
You: lyckades få en fransyska med web innan xD
You: webcam*
Stranger: va hon snygg?
You: jupp
You: me like men känns lite perverst men trodde fan inte jag skulle få napp
Stranger: ne men den här sidan äger
You: men sen var det nån 13 åring från usa också xD
Stranger: snackade med en 13 årig tjej från usa
You: hah så jävla balt ja
Stranger: hon skicka ass mycket bilder^^
You: ja fast det var bara läskigt
Stranger: jo
You: typ ungt
Stranger: vet
You: aja men hej på dig xD
Stranger: hej då xD
You: hejdå xD
Zaragoza
Ahah xD
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Stranger: im pakie
You: hi
You: good for u
Stranger: i bomb u nigga
Stranger: u die mother fucka
Stranger: i rape ur family
You: nahill pass
Stranger: ur mum is saggy
Stranger: i fucked her latnight
You: yeah shes over 40 so i bet she is
Stranger: shes good
You: oh yeah?
Stranger: ew u look at ur mum naked
You: good thing she still got it
Stranger: u dirty pedo
Stranger: u dirty sod
You: me? im not fucking my mom, you are
You: ha im clean
Stranger: u fatty american
You: im not american but nice try
Stranger: yeah u r cos u said mom not mum
Stranger: dipshittt
You: im neither american or english, i just write using american words samrtass xD
Stranger: hahaha so ur a nigga?
You: um no sry
Stranger: wheeeeyyyyy niggaaa
You: yeah is this how you spend your time? wow gotta love the internet
Stranger: nigga
Stranger: and u spend ur time eating burgers
You: hey opressive words
You: no im more lika a pizza guy
You: this is fun
Stranger: hahaha fatty
You: actually im extremely fit
You: so thank you :)
Stranger: do u fancy a bum?
Stranger: haha that shut u up
Russianmaffia, Donator
Stranger: hi
You: I am gay
Stranger: oh
Stranger: fuck;
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rJbN
You: I'll start it up then :)
You: My cat have just died, I'm sittin' all alone in my garden and crying when you walk past...
You: I look up and I see you standin' there
Stranger: am I supposed to go on your sentences?
Stranger: sorry I don't know too much
Stranger: ?
You: Yeah after I write something, you just carry on and writes what you do :)
You: So I'm sitting there really sad when you comes up to me
Stranger: ok :)
Stranger: then I come and sit right near you
Stranger: give you a warm hug that makes you feel good
Stranger: when you look at me :)
Stranger: there I kiss you on the lips
Stranger: :)
You: I'm still crying while you are doing this, because that cat really meant alot to me
You: Though I do have certain feelings for you, so I kiss you smoothly back...
Stranger: when I look at you, I can see your eyes shining like a star
You: I suddenly get so horny, and I tell you that you can do whatever you want with me.
Stranger: I slowly kiss you on your lips
Stranger: and move down slowly
Stranger: teasing you with my lips
Stranger: I start taking your clothes off
You: and you discover...
You: that I have a dick
You: !
You: and I'm holding my dead cat
You: while shoving it up yo ass!
Stranger: wow that was tough :D
Stranger: I'm stuck
You: ye u got trolled bad
You: amazing what a picture of a girl can do
Jonka
Stranger: Hi?
You: Sieg heil
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what mean?
You: u cant be more than 12
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Slacker
You: hey!
Stranger: male here
You: so how's it hanging then?
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Tänk vad roligt!
Radioaktivraeka
You: hello
Stranger: Good Morning
You: wzup?
Stranger: Nuthin
Stranger: I have a penis.
You: me 2!
You: high five!
Stranger: Alright!
You: thats awesum
Stranger: Okay, now what?
You: dunno
You: lol
Stranger: Akward
You: really...
You: haha
Stranger: Ughhh...
You: raaaaaaaaawr
Stranger: My name is...
Stranger: Stranger
You: Mine is You
You: pleasure to meet you Stranger
Stranger: The pleasure is mine You.
You: your very kind Mr. Stranger
You: and you are from?
Stranger: Earth 2.
You: cool!
Stranger: Only black people are allowed.
You: damnit...
You: but im your friend now. Please?
Stranger: Sorry, you have to be black. Try Earth 2.5?
You: well ok. Im just gonna download the patch
Stranger: Haha
You: got it!
Stranger: K?
You: the patch?... duuuh
Stranger: Jaiajao
You: yeehaaaw!
Stranger: Skeosopwa
You: Well yeah... ?
You: haha
Stranger: See ya, you little gay faggot ass bitch!
qwiii0
Stranger: hi
You: sure
Stranger: whats your name?
You: not you again stranger... -.-
colle
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Stranger: Oh Noooo!!!! :(
You: oh yeah!
Stranger: why?
You: game oveah!
Stranger: WHY!!! OH GOD WHY????
You: BECAUSE I WON!!1!1
You: existenz.se?
Stranger: japp
Stranger: XD
You: hehe,,,
You: antog det :P
You: nick?
Stranger: har inget...kollar bara där ibland
You: aah.
You: vafan ville snacka med någon random från ryssland ;(
Stranger: ok..jag har inte träffat på ngn från ryssland...finns de nåra ryssar här?
howdil
folk gillar inte sverige :(
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You: SVERIGE FTW
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Lurifax, Donator
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: hello
Stranger: Wow, you're a pretty good troll
You: huh?
Stranger: How long have you been at it?
You: how are you?
Stranger: Doing pretty well, yourself?
You: im good
You: asl?
Stranger: 12 f chicago
Stranger: you?
You: ooo i like em young
You: 36 m quebec
Stranger: I'm not some kid. I'm a big girl now! >:(
You: xD
You: what size?
Stranger: Are you asking me my weight? That's rude!
You: not your weight
You: bra size
Stranger: I.... don't have one yet. :(
Stranger: But... my sister says I'll get it real soon.
You: ah cool
You: how old is your sister?
Stranger: Like I'll tell you. :x
Stranger: creep
You: sorry
You: whats your name?
Stranger: i is 5 yeer old
Stranger: damn, sorry, she climbed on the computer when I got a glass of water
You: ok
You: your 5 year old sister told you that you'll get a bra real soon?
Stranger: I don't have a sister.
You: ok
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Sarah.
You: Hello Sarah.
Stranger: What's your name?
You: Jorge
You: im originally from mexico
You: but i moved to canada 5 years ago
You: i got chased out of my hometown
Stranger: why?
You: they didnt like that i tried to socialize with their children
Stranger: what did you do?
You: i played with them in the park
You: and sometimes i bought them ice cream
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You: hello asl?
Stranger: Hello, if you going to disconnect me because of my gender (male), take the time right now to do so. If you are chinese and from Hunan, also disconnect.
You: im chinese from hunan
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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You: puto
You: hello
Stranger: usa
You: what state?
Stranger: Washington DC of usa
You: cool
Stranger: and u?
You: CA
Stranger: CA
You: california
Stranger: student of a worer?
You: worer?
Stranger: worker
Stranger: sorry
You: ah
You: nope
Stranger: i'm astudent
Stranger: you are a old man?
Stranger: :)
You: dunno
You: are you?
Stranger: 19
You: male or female?
Stranger: girl
You: cool
Stranger: so , and u?
You: im male
You: 19 too :P
Stranger: ya
Stranger: why not go to university?
You: i live in sweden actually
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but during 18 to 22 need study in the university
Stranger: this is the basic education
Stranger: maybe you are a lazy sweden man
You: xD
You: maybe i am
You: maybe im not
Stranger: so i know that why finance storm from europe
Stranger: all europe all lazy and low IQ
Stranger: no get enough education from university
You: youre not from usa
You: you dont speak like you are
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You: are you from mexico?
Stranger: i'm korean
You: i see
Stranger: Ban Ki Moon is jesus,did u you konw that the jesus is Korean!
You: send me a pic of yourself
Stranger: Ban Ki Moon is jesus,did u you konw that the jesus is Korean!
You: ok
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: korean fuck your mother and born u
You: hahahaha
Stranger: korean fuck your mother and born u
Stranger: yes, korea is good job
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: better than japanese
You: xD
You: omg
Stranger: i want fuck usa people
Stranger: Ban Ki Moon is jesus,did u you konw that the jesus is Korean!
Stranger: Ban Ki Moon is jesus,did u you konw that the jesus is Korean!
Stranger: Ban Ki Moon is jesus
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lolzan
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Stranger: KOREAN
You: CHINESE
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LOL
mysticalmonkey
Stranger: Next question.
You: Do us all a favour.
You: Next question, go on.
Stranger: Um...
Stranger: What is your favourite colour?!
You: blue
You: no yellow! :S
Stranger: *WHOOOSH*
Stranger: Into the fires, motherfuckerrrrrrrr.
You: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Stranger: Um..
Stranger: African, or European swallow???
You: Ehm, I don't know that :s
Stranger: *WHOOOSHHH*
You: aaaaarrrrgghhhh
You: How do you know so much about swallows?
Stranger: You have you know these types of things when you're a king!
Stranger: *clopclopclopclop*
You: None shall pass!
Stranger: >:(
Stranger: Stop.
Stranger: Just... Stop, okay?
You: Did I go too far?
Stranger: No, it's just...
Stranger: *sighs*
Stranger: It's me.
You: What's wrong, hunny? Are you not feeling alright?
You: You've been acting all strange since you came home from work last night.
Stranger: Forget it.
Stranger: Let's just go to bed.
You: You always do this!
You: Why can't you just treat me like an equal! It's like you don't think I'll understand!
You: How are we suposed to raise this child if you always look down on me?!?
Stranger: You don't understand, Karyn!
Stranger: I'm trying!
You: You arn't even trying to help me understand!
You: Is it HER?
You: It's HER isn't it! That slut!
Stranger: Are you really going to bring that up, now?!
Stranger: I made a mistake!
You: Don't keep that tone with me mister!! You were the one sneaking behind my back!
Stranger: Obviously that's not okay.
You: How do you think I will ever be able to trust you when you don't help me understand you!
Stranger: You're obviously the ONLY one who is allowed to sneak around, you passive aggressive bitch.
You: Oh god, please don't hit me!
You: Stop, please! I beg you!
You: No more, no more.
Stranger: >:(
Stranger: >:|
You: <:(
Stranger: ,:(
Stranger: Oh christ...
Stranger: What is wrong with me, Karyn?
You: T-the blood... Where is the blood coming from, Steve?
You: I-I-I'm bleeding, Steve. Steve, am I bleeding?
You: Why are you holding a knife, Steve?
Stranger: *stab*
Stranger: *stab*
Stranger: *stab*
Stranger: *Stabba-stab*
You: S-s-steve? :') I am happy now. Thank you.
You: Me and my child will go in peace.
You: But what? Wait? You're not jesus? What is this!?! A question? To pass?
Stranger: >:]
You: What be this question you speak off, Black Knight?
Stranger: *Leans in and whispers in your ear*
Stranger: Ever fucked a raptor?
You: Oh, yes. Many a times before.
You: 'tis nuttin but a fairytale for most men.
Stranger: And what was it like?
You: Felt like warm applepie.
Stranger: oh...-wait why apple?
You: Ever tried to put your penis in pear pie? Just not the same feeling.
Stranger: never even HEARD of pear pie.
You: WHAT?!? What kind of world do you live in?!? This is outrageous! I feel... I feel... SO ANGRY! And you don't like me when I'm angry! *Starts to tear shirt off* RAWR!
Stranger: NO!!!!!!
runordie, Donator
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: hi:D
Stranger: hi..
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: n u?
You: 18... thats a bit to old for me-.- got any younger ciblings?
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hahahahha
bAernt
You: hi
Stranger: PENIS
You: duja :(
mickzoor
You: yes or no ?
Stranger: yes
You: wrong
Stranger: meh
:P
Pepa
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: how u doin?
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: nightrider baby
Stranger: hold on you're a niiiight riiiiider
You: Austin?
You: yeeee baby
Stranger: Kate Austen, out of LOST?
Stranger: man i would so love to bum her
Stranger: a lot
You: mm, me2
Stranger: she's engaged to Dominic Monaghan
You: she is?
You: ok...
Stranger: aka Charlie "Merry" Pace
You: his like a hobbit any way
Stranger: and Mila Kunis who plays Meg in Family Guy and Jackie in That 70's Show...
Stranger: she is engaged to
Stranger: Macaulay Culkin
You: love her!
You: that brat
Stranger: yeah man haha
Stranger: and, Eliza Dushku
Stranger: aka Faith Lehane
Stranger: is going out with Rick Fox (the black sports guy whose shoes were stolen in Holes)
You: ye or Swedish babben Larsson!
Stranger: i do not understand that at all
Stranger: what you said that is
You: the Swedish actress callde Babben Larsson
Stranger: i do not know who she is
You: shes hot
Stranger: must do a googling of said subject
Stranger: it is a FUCKIN' PIECE OF SHIT CUNT! AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Zaragoza
You: a friend of mine cheated on his gilrfriend, i hate him
Stranger: There is no reason to do that he must have been possesed by Hades. I reccomend he sacrafices an oracle to please Posieden
WTF?!
Ploppen
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You: Hello, says cealing cat!
Stranger: OMFG! CEILING CAT IS WATCHING ME MASTURBATE!!!
anygiven
Stranger: hey looking for a girl
You: well you are in luck, we are 2 hot shemales here hunny ;)
Stranger: yes thats hot got yahoo
You: ahh, no, we dont have internet
Stranger: u dumb bitch
Nifelheim
Stranger: only female respond from india
You: HArry?
Stranger: only female respond from india
You: i IS you Harry
You: hi
Stranger: indian
You: harry
Stranger: indian
You: harry
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Hifiguy
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Stranger: wanna see something cute? : )
You: Nope
Stranger: blaah
Stranger: watcha want
You: I want to kill all the fulgubbs on this site.
Stranger: drugs and rock'n'roll
Stranger: u so mean
Stranger: i love u
You: I don't love you
Stranger: but still
Stranger: i won't change my mind
You: I would.
You: Gröt mellan skinkorna.
Stranger: i'ma fuckin estonian
You: I am swedish
Stranger: so whatcha talkin about
Stranger: i knew it!
You: Gröt mellan skinkorna means Porridge between your buttcheeks
Stranger: i can only something
Stranger: you wonät reply the same way
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: aargh how should i pronounce this
You: So how is it in estonia?
Stranger: i'm not really sober
Stranger: so i'm having probles with porridge
Stranger: : (
You: Oh, that's not good.
Stranger: let me think
Stranger: i'll use a dict!
You: ok
Stranger: puder su kannikate vahel : DD
Stranger: haha
You: what?
Stranger: in translation
You: I dont know what that ment. but i know, that's not swedish.
Stranger: u're drunk : (
You: Yes, sure I am.
Stranger: vodka vodka vodka PARTY
You: Sure ;)
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: 18 next month
You: ok
Stranger: naah, not rly
You: cool
Stranger: 12
Stranger: heheh
You: sure?
You: ok.
Stranger: not at all
You: gender?
Stranger: 17 still
Stranger: female
Stranger: obviously
You: Ah.
You: cool
You: i'm 16
Stranger: i guess, a male
You: maler
You: male*
You: Yep
Stranger: i assume..
Stranger: you're gay
Stranger: you're prolly
You: No.
Stranger: a turkish
Stranger: PEDOPHILE
Stranger: no
Stranger: a PEDOBEAR
You: yeah....
Stranger: it's cuter
You: Sure
You: And you are a sausage.
Stranger: im ready for sex'
Stranger: u7ck
Stranger: me
You: I'm read7 to sleep.
Stranger: my friend
Stranger: he's a dumbass
Stranger: and it's midnight ffs
You: Are your friend a dumbass?
Stranger: im cute. : )
Stranger: mh
Stranger: trhat's another friend
Stranger: nooo, most of them are lovely
You: Awesome
Stranger: and their cute too, but your not gona have them tonigyht.
Stranger: sorry dude :)
Stranger: try tomorrow
Stranger: maybe next time your lucky :)
You: About 1 hour.
Stranger: come to tallinn
Stranger: we will be happy :)
You: I dont want to... xD
Stranger: so you ARE a turkish pedophile
Stranger: : ((((
You: You are just going to throw stuff on me.
Stranger: how the fuck can you tell no to a girl whos pretty ? :)
Stranger: are you really gat?
Stranger: gay '
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not that mean
You: I already got a girl.
You: And noone is prettier than her.
Stranger: it sucks
Stranger: oh c'mooon
Stranger: you're overreacting
You: Maybe;)
Stranger: ,you like sex?
You: What's your name?
Stranger: trust me, ur gf isnt that pretty as she :)
You: Still virign, so i don't know
Stranger: as i
Stranger: haha
Stranger: kiddin
Stranger: rught
Stranger: right
You: ;L)
You: ;)
Stranger: i fucked ur gf
Stranger: last nite
Stranger: she was ok
You: Sure
You: I fucked your mother.
Stranger: ok, i gotta be honest, shes totally shit:_)
You: She have a penis-
Stranger: who's throwin things now
Stranger: SHEMALE!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I dont know
You: Both of us.
Stranger: fuck you my friend, youll never a seen a prettier ass than mine! :D
You: Haha
Stranger: u fucked my dad
Stranger: sry
You: He got a pussy
Stranger: my mom is dead
Stranger: : ((
Stranger: obviously yea
You: Your mom to?
Stranger: you know better!
You: MSN?
Stranger: freebuttsexgog t hj´õ
Stranger: hgv 0wfga´g
Stranger: 0bg
Stranger: g
You: SURE... ;)
Stranger: [email protected]
Stranger: do me in da ass
Stranger: plzzzzzz
You: Use a cucumber.
Stranger: y?
Stranger: no, i want your little innocent cock :(
Stranger: br00tal
You: Come to sweden then.
Stranger: when are your parents outta town
Stranger: we need time
Stranger: a lot of it
Stranger: cause you have so little penis, that it takes time to find it. :(
You: Sure
Stranger: why is this happening to me`?
You: It's not my penit that's small. Your pussi is to big.
You: pussy*
Stranger: WRONG ANSWER
You: *beeeep*
Stranger: you wanted to do me in the ass
Stranger: remember?
You: Sure
Stranger: and trust me, youll never seen a tighter pussy than mine: : )
You: ok;)
Stranger: is your name... let me guess. andreas?
Stranger: svensson?
Stranger: andreas svensson?
Stranger: u don't wanna talk to meee : (
You: nope
Stranger: i'm gonna suicide
Stranger: how youll stop me
You: I dont know
You: But my name's not andreas
Stranger: hakan?
You: håkan*
Stranger: carolina?
Stranger: whaaaat
You: Yeah...
You: My name's Joel
Stranger: like joel the cowboy?
You: who?
Stranger: watch tv my dear friend
You: No,
Stranger: you'll discover a whole new world
You: Omegle is better xD
You: I dont watch crap.
Stranger: internet freak?!?!?!
You: yes
Stranger: it's a good decision
You: What's your name?
Stranger: are you a..
Stranger: paraparapaaaa
Stranger: vants?
You: Gunnar?
Stranger: MAKSI?!?!?!?!?!?!
You: Wtf?
Stranger: i'm a girl
Stranger: atm
Stranger: i can't be
Stranger: a gunnat
You: Gunnel
Stranger: r*
Stranger: it's mari
Stranger: now
Stranger: laugh
You: Roflmao.
Stranger: they call me fuck-mari
You: Okay
You: Why?
Stranger: marten says hiiii
Stranger: because..
You: who's marten?
Stranger: i'm a nympho
Stranger: it's a secret
Stranger: soo
Stranger: tsssh
You: Ok;)
Stranger: a friend, sitting on the couch
You: Aha.
You: COol
You: How did you find this site?
Stranger: OH SHIIT HE JUST THREW UP
Stranger: well
Stranger: it's link
Stranger: was on a friends blog
You: Ok
Stranger: come here
Stranger: help me clean up
You: I found it on www.existenz.se
You: no
Stranger: plz
Stranger: ill pay you
You: *running*
Stranger: please
Stranger: wohoo
Stranger: but
Stranger: now
You: in a wall-.
Stranger: if u don't wanna do me
Stranger: i'm gonna go
Blev en lång xD
jalaka
hahaha avgudar den sidan asså ^^
epoe, Donator
You: Hi.
Stranger: hey
You: What's up?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: u?
You: I'm good.
Stranger: from?
You: Sweden....
Stranger: u female/
You: Yeah, I am.
Stranger: cool, i like girls from Sweden
Stranger: they are sexy
You: Thanks.
Stranger: are u?
You: Of course I am ;)
Stranger: how old are u/
You: I'm seventeen.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: may i see your pic?
You: Sure, let me just find one.
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: your nameplease?
Stranger: what's your name?
You: My name is Sara, what's yours?
Stranger: Soleil
You: I just found a pic, and i uploaded it. http://pici.se/439980/
Stranger: how is your pic,Sara?
You: Aren't I sexy?
Stranger: it's man
You: Yeah, I know, and I said, aren't I sexy? Motherfucker who just wants to cyber!!
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SkaLmaN, Donator
Stranger: Hello, M or F? :)
You: F
You: You?
Stranger: cool,
Stranger: M
You: Sweet
Stranger: hw old?
You: 24
Stranger: ok, you got msn?
You: Yeha
Stranger: cool, what is it?
Vågar man fortsätta?
Toez
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You: hi there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you own a pair of boobies?
You: yes
Stranger: of a womans?
You: im a woman
Stranger: cool
Stranger: would you like to show them to me? i'm 20
Stranger: I would be happy
Stranger: I like boobies
You: i like em too :)
Stranger: great
Stranger: can I see?
You: sure thing.. I collect bodyparts and keep them in my freezer, might have a pair of boobies to spare.
Stranger: shit that would be awesmoe
Stranger: as long as they're boobies
You: Cool ^ ^
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Där ser man ^^
mattehj
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Stranger: horny??
You: Very..
Stranger: m/f?
You: Say u first
Stranger: u first
Stranger: m
Stranger: u?
You: F
Stranger: age?
You: 16
You: And u ?
Stranger: 19
You: Okei
Stranger: from?
You: Sweden
You: and u ?
Stranger: india
You: k
You: Then you've got a tiny dick, don't you ?
Stranger: mine is a 8 inch dick
Stranger: isnt it enough
Stranger: to go through your holes
You: Yea
Stranger: chat through webcam?
You: Sure
You: How ?
Stranger: do you have skype account
You: Yea
Stranger: then come on
You: ^
You: Add mine skype then ?(:
Stranger: create an account
Stranger: and sign in there
You: I've got skype account
Stranger: then sign in invite me, [email protected]
Stranger: did you get me?
Stranger: say your id
You: Idon' [email protected]
Stranger: really
You: Yea
Stranger: so you are a boy
Stranger: ??
You: Yes
Stranger: then fuck you own
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randomsnubbe
Stranger: oi oi oi
You: You wanna fuck me?
You: Female, 16
You: living in sweden,
Stranger: yess
Stranger: msn?
You: can't we start talking here first please?
You: I don't give my msn to just anyone, I wanna learn to know them litle before
You: You might get it if you turn out to be a nice guy
Stranger: I wanna try
Stranger: I'm Joey from holland
Stranger: 20 year
You: Hi Joey
You: My name is Saara
Stranger: Okee:)
Stranger: But you come from sweden?
You: So what do you do for a living?
You: Yes, I am born here
Stranger: okee
Stranger: My living = Now vacation, so i party a lot and work 3 day's
Stranger: I'm a bar kee[er
Stranger: keeper
You: Oh that's just great !
You: Joey,
You: Do you have any photos of yourself so I can place a face to this conversation ?
You: I need something sexy to look at meanwhile im touching myself:$
Stranger: http://joey050.hyves.nl/album/25420469/Y/ClVLs9F6/fotos/599865802/0/K63g/
You: Thanks cutie! <3
Stranger: u have pic?
You: Yeah
You: I just have to upload it
Stranger: give me msn it's easyer
You: not yet
You: be patience
You: http://saarahappo.bilddagboken.se/p/show.html?id=333803888&directlink=1
You: there :)
Stranger: do you like mando diao?
You: Me in the front
You: Well, it works
You: so sexy boy, what r u doing?
Stranger: waiting for a nice girl that gives me her msn
Stranger: and you?
You: who is this nice girl your talking about? :)
Stranger: i don't have find here jet
Stranger: so maybe you are that nice girl
You: Aww, your to cute
You: ohh... this feels so good baby
You: can't you come here and lick my wet pussy? :$
Stranger: do you have cam?
You: I do
You: what about you?
Stranger: i do
You: oh.
You: your touching urself?
Stranger: i'm rubbing myself yes
You: I turn you on? :$
Stranger: give me email
Stranger: ?
You: not before you answear my question
You: here's half the emial
You: saraae...
You: email*
You: so, do I turn you on? :$
Stranger: you turn me a lttle on
You: just a little?
You: You want to see pics of my body?
Stranger: a want see your cam
You: hmm
You: will you rubb your cock in cam for me?
Stranger: if I see you
You: https://n0.se/v/o/4df5a_Myhra_37308_1249042362.jpg
You: that's my body :$
Stranger: the other half email?
You: I don't get you boys
You: your allways to eager about getting girls email :<
You: what about you give me yours and i'll add you ? :$
Stranger: [email protected]
You: wanna know a secret?
Stranger: no
You: You just got turned on by a guy, this means ur gay
You: :D
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HAHAHHHA så jävla kul
randomsnubbe
You: HI THERE
Stranger: hey
You: wsup?
Stranger: i have a question
Stranger: what are your views on ropes and handcuffs?
You: If you combine it with a bed
You: It's awesome
Stranger: oh yes of course
You: so whats your gender?
Stranger: m
You: ah
You: Im a female, so that works rather good
Stranger: oh that is good.
You: So hmm, you want me to cuff you and tie you to the bed?
Stranger: and it seems you're old enough to know things.
You: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Stranger: ooh, so you're more of a dominant one than a submissive?
You: You bet!
Stranger: what if you did that and slowly stroked me
You: I'd do anything to please you
Stranger: mercilessly teasing me, hearing me moan as my helpless nude body writhes in the restraints
Stranger: it had been awhile since I had an orgasm, so I'd be really horny at this point
Stranger: you'd keep bringing me to the edge and keeping me there
You: Ah so you would like me to tease you?
Stranger: then, just when i think you'll finally let me cum, you let go, smirk at me and then turn your back on me and walk away
Stranger: leaving me there alone, naked and helpless with a throbbing erection and nothing to do with it.
Stranger: that would turn me on A LOT.
You: I'll do this in 1 condition
You: Give me pictures of yourself
You: and i'll give you a link to my blog
Stranger: whats your email?
Stranger: and tell me a bit about yourself first
You: That's personal, at the moment
Stranger: what things are you in to?
You: Im a blond 23 year old female, with rather big boobs, nice ass
You: I love bondage!
You: So, stranger
Stranger: and what state do you live in?
You: Pictures in exchange for your pictures?
You: Im swedish :/
Stranger: sure.
You: http://www.metrobloggen.se/********
You: here's my blogg
Stranger: mm, i dont understand swedish, but
Stranger: looks like you have a nice sense of style. perhaps I wouldnt mind being your slave.
You: Sounds great
You: Now, you got any photos?
Stranger: and for fairness, this is me: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1596/51/81/516219665/n516219665_1047636_5518.jpg
Stranger: in the center
You: Your cute :$
Stranger: and heres a better one: http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v333/51/81/516219665/n516219665_745718_5425.jpg
Stranger: thanks
You: it's pretty sad your not here
You: im half drunk and horny as hell :/
Stranger: well then, tell me about things
You: I keep touching myself just cuz it feels nice
Stranger: what would you do to me
Stranger: if you truly owned me and could do anything to me, or make me do anything
Stranger: what would it be?
You: I would take out my strapon
You: and force you to go down on all four like a dog
You: then I would fuck you in the ass with the strapon
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: that would be a good way of putting me in my place
You: it sure would, and it would be satisfying for me aswell!
Stranger: i might not let you actually do it though...i could try to fight you off
Stranger: you might have to restrain me first
You: I would whip you with my black leather whip
You: Then I would force you down to the floor
Stranger: i dont enjoy pain emotionally, but it would turn me on
You: mmh
You: so tell me, what would you do to me if I was the submissive one?
Stranger: force me down to the floor? then what?
Stranger: if i took control
Stranger: i'd start by tying you to the bed with silk scarves and blindfolding you
Stranger: then slowly running my fingers over your nude, helpless body
Stranger: but i'd go around your hard nipples, teasing you
Stranger: you'd be on the edge, hoping that i touch them
You: oh, you got a disturbed mind, I love it!
Stranger: then finally i give each of them a kiss and a flick of the tongue
You: you got any nude pics?
Stranger: nope
You: That's sad to hear,
You: can't you take some for me? :$
Stranger: hmm...maybe eventually :$
You: I need one! NOW!
Stranger: just use your imagination, missy
You: I have to get some inspiration :$
You: that's the problem
You: I don't got a good one :/
Stranger: i might lock you in a small cage suspended from the ceiling
Stranger: and cuff your hands and feet to the bars so that they are outside of the cage and cant be pulled back in
Stranger: then i'd cane the soles of your dirty bare feet
You: ohh
You: more!
Stranger: before moving on to cane your ass cheeks which are protruding through the bars
Stranger: or maybe have you restrained in a way so that your boobs are sticking out through the bars
Stranger: so i can play with them and torture them just for my pleasure
You: Ok I had enough
Stranger: perhaps put clothespins on your nipples
Stranger: yeah, you should be dominant again
You: Your a sick litle twisted pervo
You: and I just fucking fooled you,
You: Some fact's for you
You: Im a guy
You: If this is ur sex fantasy
You: Get some help
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snälla sök hjälp O.o
Richard_mtb
Stranger: horny girl with cam?
You: yes
Stranger: asl?
You: 76, f , cali. but i SWEAR i have the body of a 72 year old
Stranger: are you a milf?
You: gilf
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: lol, u sick fuck
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dejan1337
Hade en ganska rolig konversation med en snubbe. Haha
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You: Hi
Stranger: /b/?
You: /c/?
Stranger: OMG U TOO!
You: WOW YE!
You: awsome to meet you again Harold
You: so what're you doing mate?
Stranger: ummmm.....
You: Just got home from the army?
Stranger: im not harold
You: Yes you are
You: dont listen to people, they lie
You: i know who you are
Stranger: ima panda, nice to met you
You: No you're not a panda.. You're a turtle and your name is Harold
You: They are brainwashing you!
Stranger: y have i been living a lie this whole time!!?!?!?
You: Because you, Harold Franklin work for the US Gouverment.
You: You're designed to show no feelings at all
Stranger: i..... only..... want..... to ........ FEEL!!!!!!!!!
You: You're a cold blooded killer..
You: When you accomplish your mission. I will re-design you to become a human and fit in the crowd
You: You will laught, cry, love, dance and unfourtunatly.. die..
Stranger: WHAT IS MY MISSION!!!! I HAVE AMNESIA
Stranger: ?
You: You must go and kill Bill the beaver.. he stole the tubesocks from the US President. Without them, the whole world will fall.
You: Your mission is to save the world young turtle aprentice.
Stranger: ...................... I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.......................MR. BEAVER!! I KNOW ITS YOU!
You: You must use your turtle shell powers and knock him of the throne. You must take his right beaver paw and the left tooth. You will go to Ursa the Elder and let her make a soup so you can gain healing powers. After that you'll have to climb mount hamanisha. There you will find your destiny
Stranger: ......... my destiny..... is to live like a human? WHY MUST I FIGHT TO FEEL???
You: You will first learn how to fight young Harold-San. Then you'lle learn how to live with feelings.
You: You must continue on your path, dont let anyone stop you. You will meet many orcs and trolls. Dont let them frighten you.
You: Remember everything I've learned you. You must continue to vax on and off.
Stranger: BUT....... WHO ARE YOU?? WAT PLACE DFO YOU HAVE IN MY DESTINY??
You: ca..a..n't... ge....t. receptio............
Stranger: NU!
You: I don't have much time
Stranger: ...
You: You must go to Gamino, the Loyal. You will take his book, about car waxing. You will know how to de................
You: Selfdestruction in 10...
You: 9...
You: 8...
You: 7...
You: 6...
You: 5...
You: 4...
You: 3...
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HerrNilsson
You: from?
Stranger: sweden
You: vafandå
You: existenz?
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: är du också från sverige?
You: nej
Stranger: nehepp
Stranger: where then?
You: south africa
Rufus
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: boy girl ?
Stranger: girl..
Stranger: about u?
You: little bit of both i supose...
Stranger: wht do u mean?>
You: I have dick and boobies
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Blorbie
Stranger: im from korea
Stranger: l love sweden
You: Why's that?
Stranger: it has a clear view of sky
Stranger: and fresh air
Pwnd.
heeej
You: tjena
Stranger: uh？
You: jävlar vad du skriver långsamt
Stranger: where are you from?
You: sweden
You: du då?
You: asia?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i m thinking of Ibrahimovic
You: tog det så lång tid för dig att skriva ett y och ett a.. jävlar
You: ja zlatan är kung!
You: he's the king
You: så att säga
Stranger: your words are awesome but sorry, i cant read swedish...
You: really?
You: i thought everyone could :(
Stranger: ...maybe european can
You: yes maybe
You: eller inte ditt jävla cp offer
Stranger: unfortunately i m a asian,hhaha
You: ok i like asian people :)
Stranger: really?
You: eller inte jag hatar dom som fan
Stranger: u'v been to asia?
You: yes
You: no
You: vad fan tror du
Stranger: what's that mean?
You: it means i want to go there
Stranger: i want to go to european ,too
Stranger: europe
You: snälla kom inte hit
Stranger: haha~can you subtitile your words in english?
Stranger: i wanna learn some swedish and i also wanna know what they mean,haha
You: yes i will try
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: i can teach you some chinese in return, if you like.haha
You: to say "hello how are you" you say "du är en fittkuk"
You: helst inte
You: du är en fittkuk
You: and then you can answer "i'm fine" which is "knulla mig"
Stranger: wow.it's quite different from english
You: kanske beror på att jag lurar skiten ur dig
Stranger: then,what's this?
You: it means "yes it's different"
Stranger: oops.it's a much longer sentence
You: yeah that happens sometimes when translating to swedish
You: eller inte ditt cp barn
You: are you a girl or boy?
Stranger: eller inte ditt cp barn
Stranger: this one?
You: va fan säger du
You: cp barn kan du va själv!
Stranger: i m afraid i m a little confused now.haha
You: sorry
Stranger: it's ok
You: are you a girl?
Stranger: i m a guy
You: scheisse
Stranger: u,too?
You: japp
Stranger: this is yes,right?
You: no japp means "i'm a girl and i want you in my bed"
You: kind of
You: not exactly
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that's cool
You: i need to go now
You: ha det gött!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: then bye.a nice talk
You: yes indeed
You: elleeer inteeee
You: det här sög
Gotlänningen
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: yes or no
Stranger: yes
You: wrong!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: DON'T DISCONNECT
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: HANG ON
You: MOAHAHAHA
Stranger: YOU MUST HANG ON.
You: bye bye!
Stranger: THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH
Stranger: OH GOD
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
Stranger: OH JESUS MOTHERFUCK
You: 1
Stranger: SHIIIIIIIIIIT
You: 0.2
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHh
You: 0.1
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Stranger: *shits on ceiling*
w00tz, Donator
desperat jaevel:D
Stranger: m/f?
You: female:) you?
Stranger: male. wanna have fun online?
You: i am a femalr but i was born as a male so i have a penis... just so you know:D but ofcourse we can have fun online.. i´ve got a good cam:)
Stranger: link a pic of u first
You: wait a second!
Stranger: full body plz
You: http://data.fuskbugg.se/skalman01/ns.JPG
You: this is the one i got online..
You: What do you think?
Stranger: do u hav a pussy?
You: i have a butthole..:)
Stranger: so u got a dick?
You: not really...
You: i have done half of the operation...
w00tz, Donator
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hay
You: Hey! [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
Stranger: name ?
You: :beert:D
You: and you?
Stranger: lucas
Stranger: msn ?
You: yepp:D but i´ll add you=)
You: age btw?
Stranger: I'm a couch fan and you?
You: a sieling fan...=(
You: where di you live?
You: do*
You: hellO???
Stranger: BRasil
You: and how old are you?
You: ?
You: jag gillar inte dej riktigt?
Stranger: but I won't get on it right now
Stranger: 18
Stranger: iyo
You: vad skrev du nu?
You: iyo???:O:O
Stranger: abla portuguez ?
You: no habla español:)
Stranger: girl ou boy ?
You: niña=)
You: Y tu?
Stranger: add msn ?
You: si=)
Stranger: [email protected]
Stranger: gracias
You have disconnected.
SkaLmaN, Donator
Hahaah gillar din konversation "heej"
Klarry Vingård
You: Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile
Stranger: huh
You: hay
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norren
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: NIGGER
You: YES
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drskofsa
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
You: Hello
Stranger: lol
Stranger: You're not required to do shit as a pedophile
You: They say I am :(
Stranger: In any case, it's obvious you want to talk about it.
Stranger: I was actually going to pose a sex survey
You: I just want some pussy :(
Stranger: rofl
You: Guess I cant find it here?
Stranger: This is a troll no doubt
Stranger: Well I'm biting
Stranger: why are you doing this?
You: I R NOT TROLLIN!
Stranger:I think you might be from /b/ aren't you?
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randomlawl
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I love
Stranger: I love
Stranger: I love
Stranger: But I hate you
You: nice
You: i love u 2
Stranger: No, you don't.
Stranger: You love that crack
Stranger: And it makes you think it's me but it's really your face
Stranger: Smoke your own face
Stranger: Inject yourself with a sharpie
Stranger: Lick that dorito
Stranger: fuck that baby
Stranger: Molest it
Stranger: And then lick the blood
Stranger: That comes oozing out
Stranger: Please
Stranger: I really need you to
Stranger: Uh
Stranger: Buy me some of the good stuff
Stranger: It's called
Stranger: Meth
Stranger: But I call it
Stranger: A lamp
Stranger: Please buy me a lamp
You: no
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: a
Stranger: a
Stranger: a
Stranger: a
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Stranger: a
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Stranger: a
Stranger: a
Stranger: a
Stranger: a
Stranger: a
Stranger: a
Stranger: a
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smime
Stranger: whats your special secret superpower?
You: uhmm
You: i dont have any
You: whats yours?
Stranger: oh come on, im sure you do
Stranger: im a part time semi professional ninja
Stranger: and i dj on the side
You: lol
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Timpaj, Donator
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ultramegaman
4220 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hide and seek
You: batman
Stranger: dreams of
Stranger: something
Stranger: you wont catch me around here
You: kermit
Stranger: they were here first
You: they were
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmm watcha saaaaaay
Stranger: uuuuun as u only meant well wen
You: banana
You: phone
Stranger: cuz u didnt mmmm watcha say
You: banana phone
Stranger: mmmmm watcha say hmmmm wen u just wen we meet
Stranger: wat did she sayyyyy
You: darth vader
You: !!!
Stranger: came fallig out your mouth
Stranger: aaaaaaaaahhhhh
You: DO YOU HAZ BUKIT?
Stranger: uuuuuuu
Stranger: ooooohhhh
Stranger: bukit
Stranger: u dont care a bit
Stranger: u dont care a bit
You: fuck no!
Stranger: u dont care a bit
You: why would i
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: why doesnt he care
Stranger: is that wat u think
You: not interested
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